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5 Kinds Of Guys You Meet In College

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5 Kinds Of Guys You Meet In College

New school, independence and responsibility are just a few of the things that we are exposed to in college; however, no one tells us girls about the interesting characters (aka guys) that we'd meet along the way. Hence, the five guys every girl meets in college.

Frat Guy.

This is the guy you want to be friends with. He is the life of the party and loved by all his bros. He is down for any and all activities not involving school and is the guy you want by your side when it's your turn at beer pong. However, don't be fooled by the charm of the frat guy. He will try to pull you in with his clever wordplay and incredibly white smile that you find yourself hanging off every word he says. Come the and of the night, he has managed to charm half the girls at the party and won't remember a thing about it the next day.

The Philosopher.

He's one we all know and either love or hate. This guy will make you questions everything from your sexuality to whether or not you chose the right major. Guy number two has an ego. Don't think you'll be able to win an argument with this one because he will talk circles around you and bring up things that will either leave you confused or wondering what the question was in the first place! The philosopher is an old soul who's soul purpose is to find out the meaning behind any and everything. He doesn't have time for drama, but instead finds amusement recounting theories of mind over matter. He has such an elegant flow to his words that will make any girl swoon, but is too focused on the "bigger picture" to consider wifing you.

The guy that confirms every reason you've had for wanting an older brother.

He's super easy to talk to, protective, and always has your back and best interests at heart. He is the one who your parents secretly think you're dating and no matter how many times you deny, they revert to the same assumptions. He's the guy you run to for advice at three in the morning, and spend hours debating conspiracy theories. He is the one friend you're glad you've met in college and can't imagine life without. I like to call guy number three the boy next door.

The badass.

He's also known as number four on our list. This is the guy who has zero cares in life. His ideal morning consists of blowing off assignments, getting stoned, and finding new and innovative ways to be even more mysterious than the previous day. Badass doesn't care about mainstream things like gossip or the hookup culture also known as college but instead goes by the mantra : YOLO. Don't get me wrong, Badass is a cool dude and known for cracking a joke or two, but not everyone you meet in college will make it to the end.

The Athlete.

Lastly, every girl's secret weakness, he's probably the one guy that doesn't need a description because we all know him and either want to date him or make out with. This is the guy who is all about his sports. Probably on a scholarship, which is more of a cult than a reward. He practices day in and day out but never disappoints when he's called into play. The athlete is the guy who was genetically chosen for the role of athlete because there is not one flaw on his beautifully chiseled face and curly brown hair. For Christ's sake, he could be on the cover of a Wheaties cereal box!! Which is probably why all the girls are obsessed with him and also the reason why his name is graffitied onto the girls' bathroom stall. In any case, he is the golden boy that half the female student body will dream about but never have due to his unyielding mindset.

I'm sure the list goes on and on, but here are just a few of the guys that everyone meets in college. If you enjoyed this article, like and share with your friends! And remember to always... Keep the vibes.

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