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5 Infomercial Products To Change Up Your Gift Giving Game

Holiday gift giving revamped.

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5 Infomercial Products To Change Up Your Gift Giving Game
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If you are struggling with getting your friends, family, and acquaintances, quirky presents this holiday season, the solution might be closer than you think. Recently, I was watching a video of the worst infomercials and it got me thinking, "why don't people give these as gifts?" Here is a list of some of the funniest infomercials with some serious gift potential:

1. Sauna Pants:

Sauna Pants are a pair of shorts built to give you an at-home sauna experience. Simply adjust the temperature and enjoy that hot, soupy feeling of sweaty underwear all year round.

2. UroClub:

The UroClub is designed to look like an ordinary golf club with a reservoir for you to pee into. It even comes with a towel to account for the potential of indecency. For those family members who are going for the gold.

3. GLH

This is GLH, Great Looking Hair in a can. It’s spray on hair. Nothing can go wrong with this gift.

4. Rejuvenique Electric Face Mask:

Have you ever wanted to look like Hannibal Lecter while getting a rejuvenating facial treatment? Well, thanks to the Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask you can look like an axe-murderer and get a highly questionable workout while you are at it. Unfortunately, this is not sold at Sephora.

5. Slumber Sleeve:

Are you tired of falling asleep on your arm every damn time you need to sleep? Look no further than the Slumber Sleeve. This is essentially a thick padded band that you put on your arm and it allows you to fall asleep anywhere. Perfect for the laziest person in your life!

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