5 Dead Giveaways You're Not From Florida, You Just Go To School Here | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

5 Dead Giveaways You're Not From Florida, You Just Go To School Here

I'd pick "Subway" over "Pub Subs" any day.

273
5 Dead Giveaways You're Not From Florida, You Just Go To School Here
Emily Beltran

I've gone to school in Florida for the past two years, but it's still so easy for people to tell that I'm not from here. Growing up my family and I would vacation on different, Florida beaches every summer, so whenever I'm in this beautiful state, a piece of me still thinks I'm a tourist.

Here are five telltale signs of someone who isn't a local, when I do these things, my Floridian friends are instantly reminded that I'm not from here.

1. I'd pick "Subway" over "Pub Subs" any day

Unpopular opinion: I don't get what all of the hype is about! I prefer my chicken tenders served with a side of fries as opposed to inside a pound of soggy white bread, but that's just me. When it comes to Publix in general, I rarely go because I can never find what I'm looking for! Target just makes me feel at home and when it's the same distance from my house, Target always wins. Oh and don't get me started on "Zephyrhills"...

2. I want to go to the beach every day

Everyone complains about how there is not much to do down here, in South West Florida, except go to the beach, but for me, that's the whole reason why I came! I don't want to go anything but go to the beach, I'm someone who could actually spend every minute of the day laying out by the water, and I do way more than dermatologist recommends.

3. I always get excited when I see an alligator

Whether the only part of the gator visible is it's two eyes glowing in the darkness, or it's fully sunning itself on the grass next to a pond, I will spot it, and not shut up about it until it's no longer in my sight of vision. Every time I do this my friends joke about how they need to take me to Gatorland, and I would absolutely love that, they're just so cute! Oh, and when a gator's walking across campus, that's the best!

4. I'm not over hurricane season

I don't understand how it can rain so much every day! The wet season is the worst, it already feels like 95% humidity but then it's going to rain every day too, definitely not the place for good hair. Rain boots and an umbrella are a definitely a staple in my wardrobe every fall season. Speaking of wardrobes, how anyone can wear jeans when it's 80 degrees out is beyond me, but props to them, I would have a heatstroke.

5. I couldn't tell you where any big city in Florida is, except maybe Miami

I've been all over Florida before moving here for college, and to even more places since living here, but I still don't know where anything is. Most people who aren't from Florida are under this impression that everything in Florida is close, I've heard "I'll be in (fill in the blank with any beach in Florida) next weekend, we should meet up" and usually where they will be is at least 4 hours from me. I understand though because I still don't know where anything is, "Oh you're from Lakeland, is that near Fort Lauderdale?" the answer is no.

As you can see, I'm definitely not a local Floridian, born and raised, but I do love Florida and I am very happy my life since living here for school. I get to live not only in Fort Myers, where I can be at the beach in a half an hour but in Maryland as well, where I can see wide open fields for miles, it's my own version of the best of both worlds.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Sorority
Rebekah Lee

I remember my freshman year oh so well. I remember feeling terrified the night before orientation. The one thing that I dreaded the most was not the new people, the new environment, or even the academic pressure. I was dreading having to talk to sorority girls about Recruitment. I remember cutting off and avoiding any Rho Gamma/Panhellenic Officer that came my way during First Week. I looked at them like they had asked me to cut my arm off whenever they asked me if I wanted to rush. To be honest, I did not even know what rush was, but I knew that I did NOT want to be a part of it. To me, it was dumb. It was a waste of money. It was a waste of my time.

And guess what? I did not rush my freshman year. I spent the first half of my freshman year isolating myself from everyone on campus. I spent all of my time in the library, and then (since I was a commuter) went back home once my work was finished.

Keep Reading...Show less
10 Must Watch Shows During Winter Break
Netflix

Now that the semester is over, you are probably wondering what your purpose of life is beside writing essays and constantly studying. Breaks give you time for some rest and relaxation, and what better way to relax than cuddling with some hot cocoa and some Netflix. Here is a list compiled of shows that must make it into your binge watching sessions, with the website in which you can find it. Enjoy!

Keep Reading...Show less
Disney Princesses
The Odyssey
Tiana would no doubt be disappointed in the food our cafeteria has to offer.

And hopefully she would cook for everyone in her dorm.

She definitley would not take any 8:00 am classes because she would be up late baking and cleaning up the communal kitchen that are available in every dorm.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

The Struggles of Being A Last Semester Senior, As Told By Michael Scott

25 reasons your last semester in college is the best and worst time of your life

1496
Michael Scott

The day you walked onto your school's campus for the first time you were scared, excited, and unsure of how the next four years of your life were going to turn out. You doubted it would go fast and even though you weren't positive about what your future plans would hold, you had plenty of time. You figured out your major, added a minor or two, joined a handful of organizations and all of the sudden you're here. Your final semester of undergrad. Now you've got 25 problems and graduation is only one.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Syllabus Week At UD Explained By "The Office"

"The Office" understands the struggle of the first week back from winter break.

1184
the office

January 19th is the first day of the second semester at the University of Dayton, and students couldn't be more excited. However, the excitement that students are experiencing may be short-lived once they see what this semester's courses will entail. Although students will be happy to be back at Dayton, they may realize this semester will be more difficult than they predicted. Here are some things that happen during syllabus week explained by " The Office."

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments