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5 Girls You'll See On Spring Break

Spring Break bound? Chances are you'll have an encounter with one of these chicks!

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5 Girls You'll See On Spring Break
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Going down South for spring break? You'll likely have a run in with at least one of these types of girls. Be aware.

1. Sorority Die Hard

You'll quickly notice the girls on the beach "throwing what they know" or taking a picture with their greek symbols. Most likely surrounded by a pack of other girls in the same sorority. Also, their drunken selves probably looking for Chad from Sigma Apple Chi.


2. The One Friend That's Always DTF

Her drunk ass most likely doesn't care what you look like, how tall you are, or how round you are. Yah sure she's not the type to bring home to your momma, but, she's every mans dream in that moment.


3. The Coyote Ugly Wannabe

Everywhere you go there's always going to be wasted girls that want to dance. If you're in luck you'll get to witness this act while she's on top of a bar pouring tequila down her throat.


4. The Cougar/ Mom/ MILF

She happened to book a vacation with the girls in the middle of South Padre in the heart of spring break. Coincidence? I think not. She's convinces herself to go after younger men to make her feel better about herself. She most likely will offer to buy you drinks all night and ask what resort you're staying at. She might seem fun to hang out with and flirt with during the day, but, avoid going home with at ALL costs.

5. Future Wife

Yes, she's the one, from far away and up close she's a solid 10. What's even hotter is that she can hang during the case race and during all beer related games. What's even more attractive is that she doesn't seem sloppy or have the urge to sleep around. 10/10 you're best bet when picking a girl to take home.


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