So this past week Bungie launched another expansion of the popular first person shooter Destiny. While I've been an avid Destiny fan throughout it's 'dry spell', not everyone has. So in honor of it's grand return: here are 5 feelings you get when playing Destiny: Rise of Iron.
1. Extreme anger because you can't pet the pretty puppies.
Granted, this one may not want to be messed with.
2. So much joy when you make it to the top of the mountain.
IT'S ABOUT TIME. That sure was one hard climb. It was a good puzzle Destiny, but please don't put anything else on top of that mountain. I don't know if I could do it again.
3. Pure, unadulterated rage when you are on the top of the board in a crucible match and nothing drops.
Don't you love when that 1.7 KD gets you 2 Motes of Light? (We don't, Bungie. We really don't.)
4. Jealousy at the '385'ers.
Upon the release of Rise of Iron, Bungie announced that the light level was rising to 385 (a long way past our once goal of 315.) While this is an awesome and fun new goal to try and achieve, you can't help but be a little envious of people who are 380+.
5. Sheer panic when you're playing the storyline by yourself and it's way harder than the levels you've played over and over again from the Taken King.
You're screen is red, your guardian's heart is pounding, you're all alone in the plaguelands, and you just want to be back in Felwinter Peak with the cute wolf puppies. We've all done that weird guardian run away shuffle to get behind a rock before you die AGAIN.
All in all, Rise of Iron is a super fun and exciting expansion to the Destiny universe. Hang in there, guardians! Keep grinding.