Scrambling for a last-minute Halloween costume, or just know that you're not going to have any time for a crazy one? Here are thrift-friendly ideas for guys, gals, and dogs alike!

1. A "Droog" from A Clockwork Orange

Predictable? Maybe. Cheap and easy? You bet! This costume requires nothing more than white pants, a white top, and some funky bottom eyelashes–and only on one eye! Spend the Halloween party getting into character by waltzing around from room to room with a look on your face that says, "I'm trying to scare you because I'm youthful and better than you." To take it up a notch, add a cane, a top hat, or a glass of milk.

2. Life

Some will laugh, some will cry, and others will just roll their eyes at your attempt at a punny costume. Yes, dressing up in a white t-shirt that has "life" written on it and handing lemons out to other party guests is a bit stale, but hey, you don't care! You're just looking for an easy way to dress up so people won't think you're a party pooper.

3. Skeleton

While this costume requires basically no purchases in the costume department–a black shirt and pants duo–it might require a keen hand in the makeup department. If you acquire such talent to contour your face into a skeleton, then congratulations, you have a costume! If not, then phone a friend. If neither options are possible for you, then please refer to options 1, 2, 4, or 5.

4. Scarecrow

Possibly one of the easiest costumes thus far. A scarecrow requires nothing more than a flannel and some scarecrow makeup, which can be done with just black eyeliner. Add in a straw hat and some actual straw to get a more realistic look. Grab a crow if you're feeling frisky!

5. A Pile of Garbage

Well, I was wrong–this is probably the easiest costume to concoct. Dress how you want, do your makeup how you wish–just be sure to tape some garbage to yourself! You can even be your own garbage rendition, such as a garbage princess, or zombie garbage! You'll be the talk–and smell–of the party!

Happy (almost) Halloween!