We all know those people on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or some other social media platform, that post rants, questions, or hour-by-hour stories of their lives without using the most basic rules of grammar. Some of these posts don't even look like they're written in English and others are just a display of pure stupidity.
Below, I've listed five examples of the most ridiculous posts that I could find that prove my point on why some people should just not be allowed on the internet.
1) This Facebook Fail
Yes Alan, I agree, it's completely insane. You know what else is crazy? Using the word "dat" in place of that. That, starts with a T and an H, not a D. Worse than that, though, you actually believe that nature carved our presidents, with precise detail, into stone? Seeing posts like this makes me sad. It's not like documentation or pictures exist of men carving the mountain or anything.
We should all be like Alan and take a moment to appreciate the mind-blowing power of nature.
2) A Twitter Tragedy
No, absolutely not. As a college student myself, I can tell you from experience that those books are placed on the shelves specifically for aesthetic purposes. If you touch one of those books, the librarians will have a fit because you'll be ruining their decorations.
This is just ridiculous. Look, guys, if you're in college, or know someone in college, and one of y'all don't understand the concept of libraries, then there's a problem. How can you not know how libraries work? You must have been either A) raised on an isolated farm where there wasn't a library in your home or anywhere near you or B) slept-walked through all of elementary, middle, and high school because I know for a fact that the libraries in public and private schools teach everyone how to find books in order to use them for research for papers.
Come on people.
3) Instagram Image Fail
Why in the world would you think, for even one second, that putting your credit card on a social media platform would be a good idea? It's not like there are people out there that want your credit card to drain your bank account or anything. I found a follow-up post from this same user and they gave out the security number on the back of the card because people were asking about that apparently. You are asking for someone to steal the money from your account. Do your wallet a favor, and just get off of Instagram. Seriously, just delete your account and get a new card and this time, don't post it anywhere.
4) Another Facebook Fail
It's not like teachers study the subjects they teach for years in order to relay information into children's developing brains. People like Matthew are the ones that need to really pay attention in school or at the very least, read a book. Books save lives people. They provide the knowledge that you need to keep yourself from posting embarrassing statuses like this.
By the way Matthew, a tomato is, in fact, a fruit and no, that does not make ketchup a smoothie.
Stay in school kids.
5) This Final Facebook Fail
My thoughts exactly Jeff. Remember you guys, spelling is important.
Check your posts before you get burned like toast.
