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5 Car Features That Should Be On People

Our beloved cars have them, so why shouldn't we?

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5 Car Features That Should Be On People

We've all been there: stuck behind a slow driver or (God forbid) someone who doesn't use their turn signals. These frustrating people don't just stay on the road. At some point they walk around outside of their cars. Unfortunately, we have no means of dealing with these people when we're not on the road. This is exactly the reason why some useful car features should be on people.

1. Brake Lights

We’ve all had that moment where we aren’t paying attention and end up following a person too closely and then they suddenly stop. For me, this is almost always followed by me spilling my coffee all over myself and the person I ran into. So, yes, brake lights would be useful.

2. Turn Signals

Have you ever been in the middle of a conversation with someone and then they take a random turn and just expect you to follow them even if you aren’t going that direction? If we had turn signals, none of us would ever have to go through those awkwardly sudden “Goodbyes!” ever again.

3. Horns

I’m not going to lie. I have considered investing in a horn so that I don’t have to waste my breath yelling at slow walkers. Listen people: God gave you two legs so that you could walk at a normal pace. If he wanted you to walk slow, he would have made you a turtle.

4. Roll Cages

I am almost 6 feet tall and don’t have the greatest balance in the world. For those of you who also go through a daily battle with gravity to stay on your feet, we would all benefit from a roll cage.

5. Hazard Lights

You know those people who are emotional wrecks or those people that make it their job to be negative and tear other people down? If we had hazard lights, we could all avoid these people and have wonderfully positive and stress-free days.


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