1. Parking
Or lack thereof, we spend all this money on parking passing for the CHANCE to get a spot
2. Class Availability
That's okay you don't need to graduate on time and get a real job or anything. Just stay that extra semester - or 5.
3. POT HOLES
We pay all these fees in our tuition to dodge craters all throughout campus. Don't worry, I'm sure the cost to fix your cars aren't THAT expensive
4. No Credit/Debit Cards Accepted
Aside from the campus bookstore, you can't get anything without cash, or putting the required $25 dollar minimum on your dolphin card. So in order to buy a $2.00 bagel without having cash, you have to put 12 times what you need.
5. NO ONE CAN GIVE YOU A STRAIGHT ANSWER
What you thought was a quick trip to the registrar turns into a run around. You end up at five different offices only to find yourself back where you started with your question half answered.