Every morning, you can expect to find a few girls slaving away over their mirror, trying to perfect the best brow. Little does everyone know, there's a lot of thought that goes into the best face. Lucky for you, I'm here to tell you what really goes on when a girl does her makeup.
1. Ok here it goes, I'm gonna start now
2. What am I doing?
3. I'll just watch one tutorial
4. *20 minutes and four tutorials later* Wait, what am I doing?
5. I HAVE UNDER AN HOUR BEFORE I NEED TO LEAVE OK I'M STARTING NOW
6. Ok step one, gotta prime
7. What's even in primer?
8. How does this help my face? It feels like an oil spill
9. I wonder if rich people use special brushes for primer
10. Am I gross for using my hands?
11. Oh well.
12. Well, now that I look mildly greasy but prepped time to start
13. So let's just smear this foundation all over
14. Well now I'm two colors
15. It's fine, just blend into the neck
16. Now beat yourself in the face with this tiny sponge
17. GREAT
18. Ok now just conceal all the problem areas
19. So everything
20. Tiny sponge again
21. Look I'm Kim K, I can contour
22. Oh no I can't
23. Ok, so just set everything with some powder
24. And time to pick a palette for my eyes
25. Throw these colors on here
26. Now blend until your eyes bleed
27. Throw some glitter on there
28. PERFECT!
29. Pray for me as I attempt to do winged liner
30. Ok this eye turned out great
31. This eye… Not so much
32. Mascara, the one part I don't mess up
33. Time to throw some brows on
34. These brows are definitely sisters, not twins
35. And lipstick!
36. What color even goes with this
37. OH GOD THEY'RE TOO BIG
38. Whatever I'll rock it
39. Now put some glitter highlight everywhere
40. I want Jeffree Star to see me all the way from California
41. A “light” mist of spray
42. FINISHED
43. Wait
44. Is that
45. A SMUDGE.
