Every four years our beautiful country holds an election for the next president of this great land. This year we have truly hit the jackpot with our candidates. The jack pot for most obnoxious humiliating candidates ever, that is. While I find Donald Trump and his actions to be grotesque and outlandish, I can think of about a million different things I would rather do than vote for "Crooked" Hillary Clinton. In honor of this being the election for our 45th President, here's just a sample size of 45 of those things that seem like a better choice than voting Hillary for president.

1. Apply my makeup with a hammer

2. Tattoo myself with a used needle

3. Get stuck on the bus with Michael Jackson impersonators

4. Listen to Nickelback

5. Go to a Nickelback concert

6. Bungee jump into a pool of sharks

7. Cut my toenails with a machete

8. Compete in the Hunger Games

9. Get trapped in a car with Taylor Swift

10. Work for Donald Trump Jr.

11. Run in circles with a bear chasing me

12. Listen to the "Teletubbies" theme song on loop

13. Repeat high school for the next 12 years

14. Shampoo my hair with cat pee

15. Drink two week old coffee, black

16. Miss the million dollar question on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"

17. Brush my teeth with super glue

18. I rather be on the yellow team on Pokemon Go

19. Swim while it's lightening outside

20. Listen to bad covers of "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston

21. Lay on the ground, face up in the middle of a Twenty One Pilots mosh pit

22. Babysit Ivanka Trump's children

23. Clean my cat's poop with my bare hands

24. Blow my nose with a napkin off of the streets of NYC

25. Take shots of lighter fluid

26. Name my child "Nokia"

27. Be Melania Trump's speech writer

28. Eat BBQ from above the Mason Dixon (I'm from Texas)

29. Wear Crocs with socks

30. Have Netflix constantly buffering

31. Put Kanye West on the five dollar bill

32. Get a tattoo of Kevin Malone from "The Office" on my breast

33. Drink my own urine

34. Drink unsweet tea

35. Root for the Baltimore Ravens (I'm a Steelers Fan)

36. Lay in the middle of the Australian Outback without shade or water

37. Run out of Pokeballs with a Pikachu in front of me

38. In a football game between Texas A&M and Alabama, I rather cheer for Bama, Hiiiiiissssssssssssssssss

39. I rather Dr Pepper be banned

40. Step into a pile of Legos barefoot

41. Brush my hair with a broom

42. Blow dry my hair in the shower

43. Get a degree in Clown History

44. Shave my leg with a rusty swiss army knife

45. I rather the people of this country start to see Hillary Clinton for what she really is. An evil, self centered, drama filled, murdering, criminal who needs to go to jail. #HillaryforPrison

These are the things I personally rather do than vote for "her."