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44 Thoughts You Have When On Tinder

Finding true love one swipe at a time

Megan Gustoff

Nov 16, 2015

Kent State University

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Your friends either made you download the app or you were curious to see what all the fuss is about. It may seem like there is nothing more simple than judging an appearance... Guess again. Millennials are taking over with the new profound dating app that has everyone talking. Here are the 44 bare minimum thoughts every Tinder-swiper has when being active on the application:

1. Swipe left

2. Swipe left

3. Swipe left

4. There is no way you're real life.

5. That was cheesy, I'm not messaging back.

6. Ok, maybe I will

7. Oh they're cute! Lets see a bio- "Bologna is my favorite food"

8. LEFT

9. You're dating my best friend.

10. My roommate made-out with you last weekend

11. Your pictures are all of your dog. Touche

12. There is no way I'm messaging anyone first.

13. SOS, I'm drowning over here.

14. Awh, their bio says they loves animals! *All of their pictures are hunting animals*

15. "I was HUGE frat/srat-star in college" LEFT

16. Why am I doing this to myself?

17. Please be a match.

18. IT'S A MATCH, is this what love feels like?

19. It's only a matter of time before I find my husband/wife.

20. That's a nice picture of the sky.

21. I knew this app was a great idea.

22. If I wasn't broke, Tinder Plus would definitely be a thing.

23. I've matched with all my ex's best friends- satisfied is an understatement.

24. Dodged that bullet.

25. Un-match you, you, you and YOU.

26. You need some water.

27. They totally get me, we've been Tinder messaging for like te past 17 hours now.

28. CAN I GET A NEW APP

29. "I don't normally do this, but" NO.

30. Tinder is the real deal.

31. You want to do what with my what?

32. Tinder is the worst thing ever created.

33. To the left, to the left, all of your bio on Tinder to the left.

34. So like you don't actually plan on moving out of your parents house ever?

35. "25, Ball is life" But you don't legitimately play any sports?

36. No, actually I wont drive three hours to see a movie with you.

37. Username= JustBuyMeChipotle

38. So you're a "couple" on tinder? Amusing.

39. 0-100

40. You enjoy Karaoke in your spare time, can I actually have YOUR number?

41. GREEN HEART

42. Our children are going to be so impressed when we tell them how we met.

43. "I'm a part-time model in my spare time" Well I can tell you're definitely not an English teacher full-time.

44. I'm done here.

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