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44 Thoughts You Have When On Tinder

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Megan Gustoff

Nov 16, 2015

Kent State University

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Your friends either made you download the app or you were curious to see what all the fuss is about. It may seem like there is nothing more simple than judging an appearance... Guess again. Millennials are taking over with the new profound dating app that has everyone talking. Here are the 44 bare minimum thoughts every Tinder-swiper has when being active on the application:

1. Swipe left

2. Swipe left

3. Swipe left

4. There is no way you're real life.

5. That was cheesy, I'm not messaging back.

6. Ok, maybe I will

7. Oh they're cute! Lets see a bio- "Bologna is my favorite food"

8. LEFT

9. You're dating my best friend.

10. My roommate made-out with you last weekend

11. Your pictures are all of your dog. Touche

12. There is no way I'm messaging anyone first.

13. SOS, I'm drowning over here.

14. Awh, their bio says they loves animals! *All of their pictures are hunting animals*

15. "I was HUGE frat/srat-star in college" LEFT

16. Why am I doing this to myself?

17. Please be a match.

18. IT'S A MATCH, is this what love feels like?

19. It's only a matter of time before I find my husband/wife.

20. That's a nice picture of the sky.

21. I knew this app was a great idea.

22. If I wasn't broke, Tinder Plus would definitely be a thing.

23. I've matched with all my ex's best friends- satisfied is an understatement.

24. Dodged that bullet.

25. Un-match you, you, you and YOU.

26. You need some water.

27. They totally get me, we've been Tinder messaging for like te past 17 hours now.

28. CAN I GET A NEW APP

29. "I don't normally do this, but" NO.

30. Tinder is the real deal.

31. You want to do what with my what?

32. Tinder is the worst thing ever created.

33. To the left, to the left, all of your bio on Tinder to the left.

34. So like you don't actually plan on moving out of your parents house ever?

35. "25, Ball is life" But you don't legitimately play any sports?

36. No, actually I wont drive three hours to see a movie with you.

37. Username= JustBuyMeChipotle

38. So you're a "couple" on tinder? Amusing.

39. 0-100

40. You enjoy Karaoke in your spare time, can I actually have YOUR number?

41. GREEN HEART

42. Our children are going to be so impressed when we tell them how we met.

43. "I'm a part-time model in my spare time" Well I can tell you're definitely not an English teacher full-time.

44. I'm done here.

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1. "Unlimited Freedom!"

2. "Dorm Life!"

3. "Never mind, where is my apartment?"

4. "Whose idea was this 8 AM?"

5. I'm so looking forward to that nap."

6. "I don't have the brain capacity for this"

7. "Wow, college is great"

It's easier than you think.

1. Look into Housing and Dining.

2. Pay attention to campus postings.

3. Find common interest groups.

4. Join an intramural sports team.

5. Work on a cause that you care about.

6. Join a club related to your major.

7. Get an on-campus job.

8. Volunteer.

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

1. You need people to hang out with.

2. You don’t want to be stuck alone eating lunch or dinner.

3. Weekends suck without anyone to share them with.

4. College will be miserable for you.

5. Finding a roommate for the following year will be impossible.

6. You need someone to talk to about personal stuff or homework that isn’t your mom.

7. Classes will be boring and quiet for you if you don’t know anyone.

8. Walking around campus is just awkward.

9. Homework help and study buddies do not exist.

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

1. Comfort

2. Confidence

3. Surprises

4. Self Esteem

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

1. You dress for the temperature of the library, not the weather outside.

2. You say hello to the security guard when he or she walks by.

3. The employees at Starbucks know your name and order.

4. You eat all your meals at a library cubby, not at your own house.

5. You take the quiet floors very seriously.

6. Any night you are not at the library is a special occasion.

7. You have shown up to the library hungover on more than one occasion.

8. Your friends always text you when they are going to the library because they know you will be there.

9. You have taken a nap in the library at some point.

10. You know all the cold and hot spots in the library.

11. You've seen your studying pay off.

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