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44 Thoughts While Watching "The Bachelorette" Premiere

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44 Thoughts While Watching "The Bachelorette" Premiere
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Finally, it's back. That's right, "The Bachelorette" is back. And who else is this season's bachelorette other than the beautiful JoJo? Well, we all watched it, so let's reminisce on the thoughts that went through our heads when it premiered.

Here are 44 thoughts I had (and probably you did too).

1. HERE WE GO

2. Wow, I'm so glad JoJo is the Bachelorette.

3. Oh gosh here's a rerun of Ben and her...

4. HOW DARE HE TELL HER THAT HE LOVES HER AND THEN BLINDSIDE HERE LIKE THAT. THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST BOYS.

5. Man in uniform? YES! Way to start this off, Grant.

6. FORMER professional quarterback? Mmmm.. how good were you?


7. "I was so focused on football, I didn't focus on relationships.." Oh and that got you far.

8. Alex... mm a marine riding a motorcycle. Okay boo I see you.

9. James aka "Bachelor Superfan".. is that a job? What do you have to major in for that? If you get paid for that I'm dropping out because I'm qualified.

10. Evan... you do what...? Ya nasty. "Mojo for JoJo".. good try bud.

11. Wow another man in uniform. She hit the jackpot here.

12. YES here we go, finally!

13. Jojo is slaying out here, OMG.

14. First guy, so far so good.

15. Grant just threw some serious shade. "I'm not gonna fall in love with two girls"

16. Grant, who would the other girl be? A crew member?

17. Robby came with wine. Robby you are going to win.

18. LOL good one Daniel.

19. Wait, this boy is singing country... HUSBAND HIM UP.

20. This man has a kilt on....

21. OK Santa, OK. Next.


22. Wells you are in the lead my friend.

23. OMG HE BROUGHT A UNICORN. I'M CRYING.

24. Aw they were all so happy to see her.. duh.

25. Yikes awkward first kiss.

26. Dang, another kiss. "Now THAT was a kiss"


27. "OMG his butt, I need to start doing squats." LOL, same girl, same.

28. OK Wells, the band was a cute introduction, but can they leave?

29. Daniel if you have to explain the joke.. it's not working.

30. Also, why is Daniel's career "Canadian" like is that an occupation?

31. Daniel, put your clothes back on please.

32. Oh, interesting that you interrupted her interview while you were drunk. You are a real winner, sir.

33. Here comes another...

34. Look at this guy, so put together and playing the piano.

35. Well first impression HAS to go to Jordan.

36. WOOP, there it is.

37. Here comes the rose ceremony. Goodbye to the irrelevant ones we don't know.

38. Uh oh... here comes the car.

39. OMG IT'S JAKE. WHAT.

40. He came to give her ADVICE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

41. Now let's get this rose ceremony started.

42. Adios kilt boy.

43. Don't know how Daniel got a rose, but OK.

44. LET'S GO ONTO THE NEXT EPISODE.

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