IT'S GAME DAY!!! I love football season. Once classes start, the countdown for the first home game begins. There is nothing like a good tailgate; fresh air, music, warm sun, and lots of booze. Long days of drinking are what college kids do best, right?
Here are 43 thoughts every girl has on game day! It all starts when your alarm goes off...
1. "Why am I awake? It's the weekend and I had to set an alarm..."
2. "Better question: why did I go out last night knowing that I'd be day drinking all of today? I suck."
3. "There are only a few times a year I'll wake up this early on a Saturday... They are all due to alcohol."
4. "Doing my hair hungover must be equivalent to like the 2nd layer of hell."
5. **Chugs water bottle **
6. "I should really eat something before I drink all day long..."
7. "Okay, fast food probably isn't a good idea..."
8. "But I could just get a Cookout Tray and save half for later when I'm drunk."
9. "Wow genius idea!"
10. **Drives to Cookout **
11. "I miss northern tailgates where we actually wore football jerseys and face paint..."
12. "Who's bright idea was it to dress up?"
13. **Puts black dress on **
14. "I don't want to be drunk todayyyyyy."
15. "Wait what am I thinking?... yes I do."
16. "I wish I could get drunk without actually having to taste alcoho.l"
17. "What am I going to drink today?"
18. "Hmm lets start off with a mimosa!"
19. **Pours mimosa **
20. **Chugs mimosa, then pours another one**
21. "Ok off to a great start today."
22. "Day drinking is great."
23. **Puts on makeup **
24. **Gives minor pep talk to reflection in the mirror **
25. "You're not going to lose or break you phone today, you're not going to lose or break your phone today."
26. "Ok, I'm good to go."
27. **Arrives at tailgate pregame **
28. "YASSS JELLO SHOTS!"
29. "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"
30. **Arrives at actual tailgate **
31. "This is what college is all about."
32. "I don't ever want to grow up and leave this place."
33. "What is the point of a dry campus? This is a free country."
34. "MORE SHOTS!"
35. **Snapchats everything **
36. "I can't drink anymore."
37. "No more shots."
38. "Remember how early we woke up to do this?"
39. **Looks at drink, shrugs shoulders and chugs solo cup **
40. ** Dodges getting arrested **
41. "Cops on bikes everywhere."
42. "Tailgates over already!?"
43. **Ends up home, in bed, with leftover Cookout **
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