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42 Things I'd Rather Do Than Study for Finals

So close yet so far away...

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42 Things I'd Rather Do Than Study for Finals
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1. Have an allergic reaction

2. Use campus wifi for the rest of my life

3. Get hit by a train

4. Lose my phone at the bar

5. Work at Panera forever

6. Sell my soul to Satan

7. Rewatch Derek Shepard die 1 million times

8. Wear crocs

9. Give up coffee

10. Become a nun

11. Be in the middle of a "Real Housewives" drink-throwing fight

12. Deactivate my Instagram

13. Stare directly into the sun with no sunglasses on

14. Shave my eyebrows off

15. Give up bagels

16. Be a mail-order bride

17. Post a picture on Instagram and have no one like it

18. Transfer to Auburn (only kidding, roll tide!!!)

19. Spend a day in the student health center (or worse...DCH)

20. Watch all my jewelry burn before my eyes

21. Never go on another cruise in my life

22. Be stuck somewhere without phone service or wifi

23. Re-watch the sex education movie from middle school

24. Swim in a tank of leeches

25. Organize Forever 21

26. Shave my head

27. Only wear black lipstick for the rest of my life

28. Eat tofu

29. Put my phone number on Craigslist

30. Cancel my credit card

31. Spend my summer locked in my room

32. Sit next to a screaming baby on an airplane

33. Lose my ACT card every day

34. Run off and join the circus

35. Rip my belly button ring out myself

36. Wear a pig onesie to the bar

37. Go through TSA security every time I leave the house

38. Be punched in the face by Regina George

39. Apply for a job using my 2009 email address

40. Eat a worm

41. Dye my hair neon pink

42. Write a list of 42 things I'd rather do than study for finals

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