- Wow, campus is empty.
- From this day forward, winter session shall be known as Winter Games 2016.
- I’m not going to make any friends.
- Wait, the Rodney dining hall isn't open?!
- Dunkin' and Einsteins are limited hours and no Starbucks in Smith?!
- I did NOT sign up for this.
- [Goes to Walgreens and breaks the bank on soup and Keurig cups.]
- Which route is through the most heated areas to get to class?
- Class every day shouldn't be too bad right?
- The professor has been talking forever, class must be almost over at this point.
- [Checks clock.]
- How has it only been half an hour?
- [Starts scrolling through Facebook absentmindedly.]
- Well, thank God that's over.
- [Sees puppy/dog on campus.]
- MY DAY IS MADE AND I CAN GO HOME NOW
- Is it bad that I'm checking Snapchat instead of the actual weather app for the temperature?
- [Switches temperature on Snapchat to Celcius to make it seem colder and more hardcore.]
- Perhaps I’ll use all this free time to go to the gym?
- I'll be so hot by spring semester!
- [Goes outside.]
- [Goes back inside.]
- Mmm, perhaps not.
- [Turns on Netflix.]
- [Six hours later.]
- "Making a Murderer" was absolutely mind-blowing.
- Will people judge me if they found out I finished season one of "Scandal" in a day?
- This professor's jokes are so awkward, I flinch for him.
- I’m sorry, did he just say that there’s going to be two feet of snow on campus?
- [Makes another run to Walgreens to buy milk and eggs.]
- Wait, why did I do that? I don't drink milk and I don't even have a stove to make eggs.
- How many boxes of wine should one buy while being snowed in?
- How does one get to a party in below freezing temperatures?
- [Introduced to Uber.]
- OHHH.
- I like winter session better than regular semester.
- HA! Everyone who isn't here is missing out!
- But wait, I do miss my friends, clubs, regular dining hours, and warm temperatures...
- I can’t wait till spring. Just a few more weeks.
- Wait.
- That's only February.
- I guess I ought to go buy those mittens…
Student LifeJan 24, 2016
41 Thoughts Everyone Has During UD Winter Session
For those that don't want a two-month-long winter break and for those who aren't studying abroad, there is the infamous UD winter session. It is not for the meek of heart, but you will come to love it for what it is: a true adventure.
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