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41 Thoughts You Have Coming Back To School After Spring Break

I don't want to do it. You don't want to do it. Let's just don't and say we did!

Shonna Carlson

Mar 29, 2016

University of New Haven

41 Thoughts You Have Coming Back To School After Spring Break

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Let’s be honest. Heading back to school after spring break is a very dark time. Whether you went on a tropical vacation or had a relaxing staycation with your bed and Netflix, it was a grand time you never wanted to end. Sadly reality has struck and you must now return to your normal, kind of adult life. Back to classes and work and all the daily struggles you’ve been putting off for the last week. You can do it! Only a few more weeks and it’ll be summer. Whoo!

1. Ugh.

2. UGH

3. Why am I back in this hellhole?

4. I thought I cleaned my room.

5. What is that smell?

6. I should probably unpack

7. Or not.

8. Oh hello wonderful humans I must return to sharing a room with!

9. I guess having to come back justifies eating ice cream.

10. It was traumatic walking up all those stairs. You earned it.

11. What classes do I even have tomorrow?

12. What classes am I even taking this semester?

13. Eh. Any professor who gives homework over break is a jerk anyway.

14. Alright, time to unpack for real.

15. Wait I should go make sure my friends had a good break.

16. I'm just being a good friend! I'm not lazy.

17. Great. I totally had homework

18. I have to wake up earlier than I've gone to bed all week.

19. This is horrific

20. I should just drop out.

21. I can major in watching Netflix

22. What a thrilling life!

23. Totally forgot to text my mom that I'm alive.

24. I'm the worst child ever.

25. Maybe I should skip my first class tomorrow.

26. I could say I was away and my flight got delayed.

27. Maybe classes won't be too hard!

28. Midterms just happened, what could they possibly quiz us on.

29. Professors should know we're all a hot mess minus the hot.

30. Unpack!

31. OMG did I forget my charger at home?

32. S#!t s#!t s#!t s#!t!!

33. Oh nope it's right here. Crisis averted!

34. Well, now that I've wasted two hours I should probably do something productive.

35. You know what, you should go to bed early.

36. Gotta be up early. This will start the week off well!

37. Unpack tomorrow! Your clothes aren't going anywhere.

38. So glad I won't be able to sleep considering I woke up at 1:00 p.m. all week and it's 11:00 p.m.

39. Welp, I tried.

40. Back to "Gilmore Girls."

41. College is the best.

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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