41 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Trump | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Politics

41 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Trump

The most intense game of Truth or Dare you'll ever witness

Skye Rankin
Aug 02, 2016
Yale University
9
41 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Trump
Imgur

I'm pretty sure the first thing we all learned was this little thing called the Golden Rule. This wonderful rule says that you should treat others the way you wanted to be treated, so I'm really confused as to why a bigot is running for president. Is it even legal to be a bully who runs for office? Also, news flash: If you truly think that Trump "says what everyone is afraid to say," then you have some explaining to do on what you think morals are.

Heres a list I've created on things I would rather do than vote for Trump:

1. Eat 21 day old sushi

2. Swim with great white sharks without a cage with a gushing bloody cut

3. Projectile vomit for the rest of my life

4. Have to take the SAT every saturday

5. Sit in a hot car for 24 hours

6. Get lost on Mount Everest

7. Get mauled by a tiger

8. Staple my finger

9. Eat only condiments as long as I live

10. Watch Sports Center with my boyfriend

11. Be stranded on a deserted island with Trump (I'll literally take one for the team if it benefits our nation)

12. Meet my significant other's parents for the first time

13. Get hit in the head with a football

14. Cut off all my hair

15. Tattoo my forehead saying "no ragrets"

16. Give birth 100 times in a row

17. Watch movies with a budget of $9

18. Relive the awkward middle school days

19. Invest in Radio Shack

20. Volunteer as tribute in the Hunger Games

21. Drop glitter on the floor accidentally

22. Hiccup for eternity

23. Get lost in space

24. Put "professional wine drinker" on my Linkedin

25. Have to pay for my own insurance

26. Drink sweat

27. Walk through fire

28. Live in an igloo with only a bathing suit

29. Get broken up with repeatedly

30. Have to live Prometheus' fate

31. Drink crappy coffee

32. Get pulled into a pyramid scheme

33. Gain weight from water

34. Get abducted by an alien

35. Eat worms

35. Host a 7-year-old's birthday party

36. Be Eddard Stark in Season 1 of Game of Thrones

37. Have a night walker eat me

38. Go through a maze of zombies

39. Get shot by paint balls repeatedly

40. Be allergic to queso (I really like queso)

41. Have my parents give me a small loan of a million dollars




Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Relationships

11 Things Summer Nannies Can Relate To

There are plenty of obstacles that come when taking care of kids, but it's a very rewarding experience.

University of Wisconsin Branch Schools
117
11 Things Summer Nannies Can Relate To

As a college student, being a nanny over the summer is both enjoyable and challenging. Underneath the seemingly perfect trips to the pool or countless hours spent playing Monopoly are the obstacles that only nannies will understand. Trading in your valuable summer vacation in return for three months spent with a few children less than half your age may seem unappealing, but so many moments make it rewarding. For my fellow summer nannies out there, I know you can relate.

Keep Reading...Show less
Swoon

To The Girl Who Falls Too Fast, Never Be Ashamed Of How Hard You Love

Love hard, every day, and never be ashamed.

2746
girl

If it hurts now, it'll hurt again. Not because you're gullible or naive, only because you fall fast, hard, and you do it every time.

We fall each and every time with the complete and utter confidence that someone will be there to catch us. Now that person we SWORE we were never going to fall for has our hearts, and every time we see them our palms start sweating. The butterflies in our stomach start to soar and our hearts are entirely too close to bursting out of our chests.

Keep Reading...Show less
single life
Lifestyle

10 Things Only Equestrians Understand

Yes, it IS a sport. Yes, I fall all the time. No, I do not ride in jeans with a cowgirl hat on.

Florida State University
611
horses
Barn Pros

Growing up I have always wanted to own a horse. My grandparents own a well known equestrian facility in Georgia, so I have been riding since I was born. A bond between a person and their horse is a bond so strong that it cannot be broken. Everywhere I went I wanted to be around horses, even forcing my family to go on trail rides during vacations. Horses have been a part of my life for as long as I can remember has taught me great responsibility, as well as 14 things that all equestrians can relate to.

Keep Reading...Show less
equestrian
Health and Wellness

To The Burnt-Out College Student, Keep Going

When you're struggling to keep afloat, keep going.

West Chester University
674
man wearing white top using MacBook
Photo by Tim Gouw on Unsplash

College is super hard. Between working, studying, and having a social life, it feels like a struggle to just keep afloat.

I understand. When you feel like your drowning and there's no way to stay afloat I understand that it feels like everyone else is doing just fine. I understand all the frustration, long nights in the library, and that feeling that you want to just throw in the towel. I understand that sometimes it's too hard to get out of bed because your brain is already filled with too much information to remember. I understand because I am also feeling pretty burnt out.

Keep Reading...Show less
burnout
Health and Wellness

No Matter How Challenging School Gets, You Have To Put Your Health First — A Degree Won't Mean Anything If You're Dead

Panicking and pulling all-nighters will not allow you to get an A.

The State University of New York at Stony Brook
600
No Matter How Challenging School Gets, You Have To Put Your Health First — A Degree Won't Mean Anything If You're Dead
Photo by JESHOOTS.COM on Unsplash

Some of the best advice I've ever received was from my social studies teacher in sophomore year of high school. He stated, "If you don't know it at midnight, you're not going to know it for the 8 a.m. exam, so get some sleep."

It's such a simple piece of advice, but it holds so much accuracy and it's something that the majority of college students need to hear and listen to. "All-nighters" are a commonality on college campuses in order to cram in studying for an exam that is typically the next day.

Keep Reading...Show less
college

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments