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41 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Trump

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Aug 02, 2016

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I'm pretty sure the first thing we all learned was this little thing called the Golden Rule. This wonderful rule says that you should treat others the way you wanted to be treated, so I'm really confused as to why a bigot is running for president. Is it even legal to be a bully who runs for office? Also, news flash: If you truly think that Trump "says what everyone is afraid to say," then you have some explaining to do on what you think morals are.

Heres a list I've created on things I would rather do than vote for Trump:

1. Eat 21 day old sushi

2. Swim with great white sharks without a cage with a gushing bloody cut

3. Projectile vomit for the rest of my life

4. Have to take the SAT every saturday

5. Sit in a hot car for 24 hours

6. Get lost on Mount Everest

7. Get mauled by a tiger

8. Staple my finger

9. Eat only condiments as long as I live

10. Watch Sports Center with my boyfriend

11. Be stranded on a deserted island with Trump (I'll literally take one for the team if it benefits our nation)

12. Meet my significant other's parents for the first time

13. Get hit in the head with a football

14. Cut off all my hair

15. Tattoo my forehead saying "no ragrets"

16. Give birth 100 times in a row

17. Watch movies with a budget of $9

18. Relive the awkward middle school days

19. Invest in Radio Shack

20. Volunteer as tribute in the Hunger Games

21. Drop glitter on the floor accidentally

22. Hiccup for eternity

23. Get lost in space

24. Put "professional wine drinker" on my Linkedin

25. Have to pay for my own insurance

26. Drink sweat

27. Walk through fire

28. Live in an igloo with only a bathing suit

29. Get broken up with repeatedly

30. Have to live Prometheus' fate

31. Drink crappy coffee

32. Get pulled into a pyramid scheme

33. Gain weight from water

34. Get abducted by an alien

35. Eat worms

35. Host a 7-year-old's birthday party

36. Be Eddard Stark in Season 1 of Game of Thrones

37. Have a night walker eat me

38. Go through a maze of zombies

39. Get shot by paint balls repeatedly

40. Be allergic to queso (I really like queso)

41. Have my parents give me a small loan of a million dollars

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No one best represents the struggle like our favorite 90s squad.

1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

2. When there is only one section of a popular course.

3. Receiving the 18,000 emails reminding you to register ASAP.

4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

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"Nobody living in one of the most influential nations in the world should be worried about making ends meet."

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1. When you have to provide an "interesting fact" for your first day ice-breaker.

2. When your professor is babbling on and on in his lecture.

3. When you edit your friend's paper and they get an A.

4. When it's 2 AM and you remember you have a test tomorrow.

5. When you finish taking the test and you're pretty sure you failed...

6. ...but then you get the test back and somehow passed.

7. When you've been up for 12 hours straight writing a paper.

8. And then you manage to stay awake in class the next day.

9. When you have to butter up your professor for an extra credit opportunity.

10. When you're assigned a group project.

11. And your group-mates are trying to chat about life instead of the assignment.

12. When it's your last class of the day and you're about to go home.

13. But then you remember rent is due tonight and the anger comes back.

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