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40 Hilarious But True Thoughts Every College Senior Has

Will my grad cap actually fit?

Katherine Jamtgaard

Apr 05, 2017

University of Northern Iowa

40 Hilarious But True Thoughts Every College Senior Has

Pete Souza

1. I'm not a morning person...Ugh I don't want to get up.

2. Do I have to go to class?

3. Did I actually do the homework?

4. WHY are you walking so SLOW? Seriously. Walk FASTER.

5. Ugh, gross PDA. Seriously, go get a room.

6. Stairs. There's so many flipping stairs in this building.

7. Why did I come to lecture? There's 5232356263 other things I could be doing right now.

8. I wouldn't actually do any of those things let's be honest.

9. It's such a nice day, I'm going to try to stay outside for as long as I can.

10. It's such a shoddy day. Why am I outside?

11. Yeah, wind, just blow me away.

12. *crossing the crosswalk* Go on hit me, you won't. You'd be doing me a favor.

13. Okay how many weeks/days/hours/minutes until graduation?

14. Will my grad cap actually fit? (To be determined)

15. Is that guy...looking at me? Heeeeeeey.

16. Is that...no that's not. I don't know them never mind.

17. Oh my God stop staring at me. I will stare into the depths of your soul.

18. Oh heeeeeeeeeeey friend! *ah jeez, who are you? How do I know you?*

19. Oh no people are tabling in the union. Don't make eye contact. I don't want to talk to you right now...

20. I really want ice cream right now.

21. Do I have ice cream?

22. Ugh, I just want to sleep. Just let me sleep.

23. I kind of want to start working out. Use the WRC, I mean, my tuition money is going toward it.

24. Let's be honest, when would I have time to workout?

25. Night class was such a bad idea.

26. When is this even due?

27. I wish it was still basketball season.

28. Ugh I miss sports ball.

29. I should watch a movie. *forgets literally every movie I've ever heard of*

30. I don't know what is going on in class anymore. I need a drink.

31. Aw man Friday night's going to be LIT.

32. How early is too early to go to out?

33. I'm so hungry. Why am I so hungry?

34. Wow I haven't done anything except watch trick shot videos and scroll through social media.

35. Do I need to do laundry?

36. Should I actually put in effort to look nice tomorrow or will I just end up looking like trash?

37. Wait. What's even going on tomorrow? Do I have any meetings or...?

38. I should try to go to bed at a decent time.

39. *3AM* Hahahahahaha what is sleep?

40. What am I even doing with my life?

And then it all starts again.

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