Finals week is coming up. It’s the week we’ve all been dreading for months now. Despite knowing it was coming, let’s be honest, none of us have started studying yet. If you’re looking to continue your procrastination streak like I am, look no further.
Here are 40 things I’d rather do than study for my finals.
- Make an article about things I’d rather do than study for finals.
- Exercise.
- The pile of dishes in my sink.
- Fold laundry that I did two weeks ago.
- Make my bed.
- Vacuum.
- Download the new iOS update.
- Visit my old high school.
- Organize the fridge.
- Clean the kitchen counter.
- Clean my bathroom.
- Clean anything, really.
- Shave.
- Buy store brand groceries.
- Take the stairs instead of the elevators.
- Be locked in a room with all of my exes at the same time.
- Go without my phone for a day.
- Have my phone, but no Wifi or data for a day.
- Automatically “Super Like” every person that comes up on my Tinder.
- Explain Tinder to an elderly relative.
- Explain any kind of technology to an elderly relative.
- Contemplate the next four years as Donald Trump as President.
- Contemplate the previous events that have lead to Donald Trump becoming President-Elect.
- Go see a Broadway musical with Mike Pence.
- Spend time with Mike Pence, in general.
- Watch Fox News all day.
- Visit University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (how ‘bout that game this Friday Heels?)
- Visit Duke.
- Watch an entire round of golf.
- Participate in an entire round of golf.
- Retake Calculus.
- Retake AP Spanish.
- Wear socks to bed.
- Eat tortilla chips without salsa.
- Drink whole milk.
- Take my chances with a dose of Penicillin (I’m allergic).
- Walk around with a rock in my shoe all day.
- Listen to the “Barbie Girl” on repeat for 24 hours.
- Eat an entire jar of mayonnaise.
- Pretty much anything, honestly.