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40 Texts You Send To Your Group Chat On The Reg

Even though they blow up your phone, you wouldn't trade it for the world.

Olivia Scherzer

Jul 24, 2017

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40 Texts You Send To Your Group Chat On The Reg

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If you are in a group chat, you probably know the struggles of your phone blowing up everywhere you go no matter where you go, always having advice on everything you do and wear, and having some of your best friends at your fingertips. Sometimes...your group chat can be a little messy, shambly, and downright weird, but you wouldn't trade it for the world.

1. "Who's going out tonight?"

2. "Did you do the homework?"

3. "Should I take that class or is it going to be too hard?"

4. "Guys, insert fuckboy's name here texted me. What should I say?"

5. "I should just drop out of college and be a stripper."

6. "I can't go out tonight, I have that big essay due tomorrow."

7. "Who's down to get Taco Bell?"

8. "My head hurts."

9. "Do you want to get dinner with me?"

10. "YASSS QUEEN!"

To any picture of themselves they send in the group chat, no matter if they're dressed up or looking like a homeless man.

11. "I really really hate boys."

12. "OMG, that cute guy from Tinder texted me again today."

13. "Chad from Sigma Alpha Pi is so going to ask you to his date party."

14. "You were SO drunk last night."

15. "What happened last night??!"

16. "Can I just meet my sugar daddy now pls."

17. "Someone pls get Chipotle with me."

18. "Please tell me I didn't do anything crazy last night."

19. "Did you study for this quiz?"

20. "I saw a dog today."

21. "I really need a nap."

22. "I'm ded."

23. "Wanna come over and drink wine and watch The Bachelor?"

24. "We should get a dog together."

25. "Do you think he'll text me?"

26. "How long do you think I should wait before texting him again?"

27. insert dog gif here

28. "Alright, let's all get ready at my place tonight!"

29. "Justin Bieber is so hot can he just marry me"

30. "I literally just failed that quiz!!!!"

31. "YAY I GOT AN A ON THAT TEST (that I thought I failed)!"

32. "Check out what this bitch posted on Instagram."

33. "Go like my Instagram photo."

34. "UGH, period cramps are the DEVIL!"

35. "Should I keep texting him? Is he worth it?"

36. "I'm just gonna go on The Bachelor."

37. "Can I borrow your lipstick?"

38. "Final exams are the death of me."

39. "I need to find a job/internship this summer."

40. "What would I do without you guys??!"

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Even though they blow up your phone, you wouldn't trade it for the world.

1. "Who's going out tonight?"

2. "Did you do the homework?"

3. "Should I take that class or is it going to be too hard?"

4. "Guys, *insert fuckboy's name here* texted me. What should I say?"

5. "I should just drop out of college and be a stripper."

6. "I can't go out tonight, I have that big essay due tomorrow."

7. "Who's down to get Taco Bell?"

8. "My head hurts."

9. "Do you want to get dinner with me?"

10. "YASSS QUEEN!"

11. "I really really hate boys."

12. "OMG, that cute guy from Tinder texted me again today."

13. "Chad from Sigma Alpha Pi is so going to ask you to his date party."

14. "You were SO drunk last night."

15. "What happened last night??!"

16. "Can I just meet my sugar daddy now pls."

17. "Someone pls get Chipotle with me."

18. "Please tell me I didn't do anything crazy last night."

19. "Did you study for this quiz?"

20. "I saw a dog today."

21. "I really need a nap."

22. "I'm ded."

23. "Wanna come over and drink wine and watch The Bachelor?"

24. "We should get a dog together."

25. "Do you think he'll text me?"

26. "How long do you think I should wait before texting him again?"

27. *insert dog gif here*

28. "Alright, let's all get ready at my place tonight!"

29. "Justin Bieber is so hot can he just marry me"

30. "I literally just failed that quiz!!!!"

31. "YAY I GOT AN A ON THAT TEST (that I thought I failed)!"

32. "Check out what this bitch posted on Instagram."

33. "Go like my Instagram photo."

34. "UGH, period cramps are the DEVIL!"

35. "Should I keep texting him? Is he worth it?"

36. "I'm just gonna go on The Bachelor."

37. "Can I borrow your lipstick?"

38. "Final exams are the death of me."

39. "I need to find a job/internship this summer."

40. "What would I do without you guys??!"

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Feeling Lost During Syllabus Week? You're Not Alone!

The professor starts to go over something more than the syllabus

You get homework assigned on the first day of class

There are multiple group projects on the syllabus

You learn attendance is mandatory and will be taken every class

Professor starts chatting about their personal life and what inspired them to teach this class

Participation is mandatory and you have to play "icebreaker games"

Everybody is going out because its 'syllabus week' but you're laying in bed watching Grey's Anatomy

Looking outside anytime past 8 PM every night of this week

Nobody actually has any idea what's happening this entire week

Syllabus week is over and you realize you actually have to try now...or not

Chips, apple or bread?

1. You own so many pairs of khaki pants you don’t even know what to do with them

2. Chips, apple or bread is probably your most repeated phrase

3. Taking bakery items with you out to parties was a must

4. Taking bakery items home to your parents was also a must (if you wanted to live)

5. Your friends expected you to give them free stuff

6. Being put on dishes made you question humanity

7. You saw everyone and their mother (especially their mothers)

8. Working the opening shift was actually the worst thing to ever happen to you

9. Being able to predict what people would order

10. Making coffee was your least favorite thing to do

11.Being put on the dining room was the absolute WORST

12. Secretly putting in your Panera card number when other people didn’t have them or want them.

13. You would still come in on days you weren’t working to take advantage of your discount

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1. Use singular they for people whose pronouns you don't know, people who use those pronouns, and stop using him/her.

2. Stop using the words "opposite sex" or "both sexes" or "opposite gender" or "both genders".

3. Ask people's pronouns when you meet them.

4. Use the word cisgender.

4. "Guys, insert fuckboy's name here texted me. What should I say?"

27. insert dog gif here

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