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Here are just a few of the things I think take president over what Colin Kaepernick decides to do before throwing a ball around:

1. Harambe's Death

2. A Krispy Kreme just opened up ten minutes from my house.

3. I got to see the sun again for a week (a rarity in Alaska)

4. North Korean missile launches

5. Trump and Clinton are tied in unfavorables

6. Louisiana is still 6 feet under water

7. The Middle East may become uninhabitable by the end of the century

8. Donald Trump got spanked by the Mexican president

9. I might start smoking again...that has me worried

10. Scientists have found a planet that may support life (Proxima B)

11. My beloved YouTube is now against free speech

12. Gene Wilder died

13. Senate Republicans secretly <3 Clinton

14. People on the FBI Terrorist Watchlist can still buy guns

15. Donal Trump, in one sentence, completed negated Ann Coulter's entire book

16. Rob Lowe got roasted

17. Apple owes Ireland $15 Billion

18. I will never be able to see how another person percieves color

19. A new Jobs Report shows 150,000 new jobs were added to payrolls this quarter

20. Frank Ocean dropped a new album before my 90th birthday

21. Scientist are taking pictures of Jupiter's north pole

22. Rodrigo Duterte is still president of the Philippines

23. Rouge One comes out in 2 months

24. 15,000 more of Hillary Clinton's emails have been recovered

25. Literally anything else. I can't believe this was a nation issue.

26. Tomi Larhen still pollutes the airways

27. Pandas aren't endangered anymore

28. Nate Silver had to teach Trump how polls work

29. Trump made David Bossie his deputy campaign manager

30. Putin may or may not have had the president of Uzbekistan killed

31. Jet fuel burns up to 1,500 degrees

32. Steel beams melt at 2,750 degrees

33. You can still meet the President even after calling him a "son of a whore"

34. Jill Stein's arrest warrant

35. The pipeline she was protesting before the arrest warrant

36. More Isreali settlemnets in Gaza

37. Natalie Portman is pregnant and she probably won't name the kid Luke or Leia

38. DC still can't make a good superhero movie

39. The hypocrisy from the people who claim they love the Constitution and free speech so much, yet get personally offended when someone decides to use those same rights in a way they don't agree with.

40. The fact that this was so blown out of proportion that it was national news and even the president had to comment on it.

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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