Let's get one thing straight— the concept of "boys will be boys" and "girls will be girls" will stay true until the end of time. No matter the age and no matter where you are in the world, the concept will never change. The theory of women having it harder than men is highly up for question but the amount that women deal with is completely and utterly frustrating. Granted, women can be looked at as crazy or petty but think about it— Adam probably low-key drove Eve up the wall, hence her falling harder into the temptation of eating the forbidden fruit.

What a time to be alive, right? I don't care if you look like Prince Charming, Thor or Matthew McConaughey— you guys are all so infuriating that it actually hurts especially because it's just in our female nature to fall for and *tolerate* you. They somehow are the ying to our yang but come on, they should never be let off the hook as quickly as they think they've mastered the whole "bra unclipping" thing. That's not a talent, either, just FYI.

Here's 42 things that men do that women just don't understand:

1. Leaving the toilet seat up

This easily makes it to No. 1 because it's just shows us how inconsiderate and lazy you losers are. Sorry NOT sorry, but it's so true. Where are your manners? This is an abomination level kind of stuff.

2. They're content with being helpless 98.6% of the time.

Yes— hi, hello, what's up? I don't need your help or anything, please just sit there still all relaxed and undisturbed. It's cool. That shampoo commercial from before must be great if you don't even move during the break.

3. When they're sick they become the BIGGEST pussies. Not sorry.

OK— Try pushing out a 7.5 pound, 40 inch baby from inside of you. Or let me know what it's like having it feel like your stomach is being stabbed once a month.

4. When they look at us and smile or laugh forcing us to ask "what?" and they say 'nothing.'

Just tell me I'm pretty or cute or goofy or something. I wanna hear it so just say it, don't be annoying. You're clearly thinking something. Spill it.

5. Text or call us and when we get a chance to respond they take centuries to reply.

This makes absolutely zero sense, cut the sh*t or put up with an unhappy me. Sincerely, me.

6. Not talking to you the day you have set plans.

I did my hair, I did my makeup, I bought a new top and I even shaved so— ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? I hate you.

7. Watching their eyes wander down to our chest then back up when being spoken to.

You could be an A, B, C or D cup and they'll still stare regardless whether or not you're showing cleavage— literally, they'll almost always still look.

8. Still thinking that periods, tampons and pads are a disturbing subject.

YOU. ARE. A. CHILD. Actually, no comment.

9. They influence our indecisiveness.

Picking and choosing is low-key one of the hardest things we have to do so for real just please give us some options but not tooooo many. If we're going on a date, don't ask what I want to do. Just plan it.

10. How they can be such terrible and unenthusiastic texters.

Talk about snooze fest. Send me the kissy emoji. Bye.

11. #D*ckPics

Ew, gross, stop it... Why does yours look like that?

12. Anything sexual, honestly.

Unless you are my boyfriend or close to it, I'm sorry— there's a 100% chance this will be sent to our group chat.

13. They make you put stuff in your purse/wristlet.

We strategically plan what goes inside here, like you know, essentials. By you doing this you're ruining everything. Sorry not sorry about it. But if I need you to hold my ID, phone or lipstick it's OK— thank you for not telling me no, by the way.

14. They judge what we watch on TV.

Let me live. Let me be happy. Let me soak up the romance and drama. I don't get all annoyed with how you watch "American Pickers" or "Blue Mountain State" or "South Park."

15. Saying "what?" after a semi-long pause once you're done explaining something.

That stupid Barstools or Wall Street update 100% could have waited, you annoying piece of poop.

16. Questioning why you need a single $35 makeup brush because it's a 'waste' apparently.

I don't question why you order Pay-Per-View because at least my makeup brush lasts longer. Like you are legitimately paying to view a one-time event for almost the same price but in actuality more???

17. Which brings them to the argument that we "don't need" makeup.

Not only are you obligated to agree I look pretty with no makeup on but— I like it and I feel pretty applying it and I spend lots of money on it so that's just it. Case closed.

18. Playing with our hair after knowing the amount of time we spent doing it.

Yes it's kind of cute and playful but WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!

19. When they expect us to give them their clothes back.

Mwuahahahahahahah, no because they don't make women's clothes like this. Or you're just being mean so I have the right to be petty.

20. "WYD?" or "WYA? or "Come over."

Yeaaaaaaaah, no. Talk to you/see you never.

21. Pretty much any text after 1 a.m. because the cushion room to 2 a.m. is far too much.

Stop acting like a stupid college aged boy, please. It's just not cute.

22. How they can eat so d*mn much.

I like food too. I do, I do, I do, I do. But you eat so much it's hard to believe because you don't ever gain an ounce. If I eat half a bowl of mac and cheese I gain 30 pounds.

23. Fearing *exclusive* titles.

I don't care that I'm being dramatic but.... For the ladies that do have the title, this might be the only exception to the list (and the next two, too)

24. But for some reason you guys get SO salty if we talk or *hook* up with other people.

This makes complete and total logical sense, I guess?

25. But if they're drunk or bored enough, they'll touch or do anything that's remotely good-looking or breathing.

No, you're not savage. You're just an embarrassment and if I had your mother's phone number I'd nark on you.

26. "You look fine."

TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL. "You look beautiful." Three words. Just three. Is that really so hard to do?

27. Liking pictures of impossibly real *attractive* women on social media— yet skipped over ours and we posted 12 minutes ago.

Think whatever you want but I find this extremely offensive and it's just plain and simply not right. Her boobs and waist are not even real like look close it's edited... And I posted it two minutes after her so yeah, rude.

28. Or of any girl we don't like which they know of.

You're the worst like where is your common sense. I don't care that it's "just instagram."

29. "Why do you have so many shoes?"

Why do you have so many "Sports Illustrated" magazines and XBOX games?

30. Changing the song while we're driving and we can't even say "if it were reversed" because that doesn't ever happen 8 times out of 10.

Let me listen to Backstreet Boys you stupid boy. I don't wanna hear Migos' new song, what the f*ck.

31. Saying they'll take care of something or do something but don't.

Really?

32. But God FORBID we remind them— they get royally pissed off?

You might be a monster. Just do it then??

33. One word: Bromance.

I mean sometimes but like no...... Come cuddle me. I have the boobs.

34. How they are just totally different when with the guys.

OK— relax. You are not a rooster, stop popping your chest out like you're some macho nacho mcgee because you're like, not?

35. Leaving an obvious mess after shaving their face in the sink.

I don't leave my hair in the shower so can you not? Ew.

36. When it's 26 degrees out yet they still turn the fan on when going to bed.

WHY IS THIS A THING PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

37. Or how they're human radiators in general— but somehow don't have a fever of 102?

I literally can't even. This makes no sense. I might die of heat being next to you. Maybe the fan thing is acceptable but actually it's not because now I'm cold. I'm confused.

38. Laughing at us when we cry over something dumb.

Just let me sulk. When your team doesn't make it into the playoffs I keep my mouth shut. When you lose Fantasy I keep my mouth shut. The list goes on and on. Just don't tell us to get over it.

39. Asking where their invitation was when you told them you were napping.

Clearly didn't want you to come nap with me hence you not getting the invitation, ha.

40. Asking where their invitation was when you told them you were showering.

You are literally the reason why women have lost faith in your species.

41. Burping— loudly, disgustingly, purposely.

TELL 'EM, BOY BYEEEEEEE.

42. Texting them a novel of a text and they respond in "oh" or pretty much an irrelevant five words or less.

Kidding, I'm actually mad. But I'm definitely more sad than anything. Now my friends and roommates have you to thank for all the sad music I'll be playing until you get your sh*t together.