It takes very little to make a college student happy. We don't ask for much. Even just four words can brighten our day.

1. "Class is canceled today."

Nothing makes your day better than waking up to the class is canceled email.

2. "Puppies on the quad."

There is nothing better than petting puppies. Nothing.

3. "The test is open-book."

You better hope you took good notes.

4. "There is a curve."

Now your grade won't be as terrible.

5. "Class will end early."

Just as you were about to fall asleep.

6. "There is free food."

I don't care what it is, I am eating it.

7. "The deadline is extended."

I mean you're still going to procrastinate, but now there's more time to!

8. "The book is online."

Thank god because I wasn't buying it.

9. "The midterm is online."

Good because you definitely didn't study enough.

10. "I am going away."

Says your roommate as you realize you have the room to yourself...to watch Netflix.