Last week I introduced to you four types of fraternity boys you will find at every party. So now I feel that I should extend the honor to the four types of sorority girls! So without further ado, feel free to indulge yourself in reading these four categories:
The Flirty Girl
This girl skillfully saunters around the room of the party with such inexplicable confidence—at least it seems like that at first. The Flirty Girl will always show up on your news feed as the Facebook friend with the most activity, or the Instagram follower with the most inexplicable likes. You always wonder to yourself, how does she have so many friends, and better yet how in the world does she know all the hottest and most popular guys? You finally realize the answers to all these questions once you spend enough time with this ‘It’ in her natural habitat- a frat party.
‘The Bro’
This label is perhaps the most dignified stigma of what everyone refers to as being friend- zoned-- but girl edition. This girl might as well have been a guy in this fraternity in her past life. She always knows every frat boy at the party by their first name and is always ever so eager to greet them. She’s obviously showing off to her fascinated friends, who wonder how she became such good friends with these boys in the first place. The life of ‘The Bro’ may seem glamorous and perhaps the best of both worlds at first, but its never an intimate nor romantic experience taking a ‘fellow brother’ on a date function unless this guy is seeking to bro- out.
The Snob
The Blair Waldorf of your sorority will waltz into the frat party with an upturned nose and plenty of disapproving commentary to go around. From “Ugh, this is the lowest grade alcohol I have ever laid my eyes on!” to “Wow, how dare this guy spill beer all over my Jeffry Campbell’s!” The Snob will most certainly drive away most of the guys who try to hit on her. Although The Snob might not appear to be competition for any of the laywomen out there, appearances are deceiving. Nevertheless men love torture, and they will unfortunately fawn after this high- society elitist. The Snob will most likely serve as an enigma for most of the fraternity boys out there, fascinated by her sense of omnipotent superiority and beautiful grace. However, you and I will always be taken aback and confused by how smitten these men are by her snobbery and false preeminence. Because after all, isn’t she strutting around in knock- off Litas?
The Party Girl
There is always that one girl who is the first one to pass out on the couch at a party, which undoubtedly makes her: The Party Girl. You have to give her credit for constantly having the most enthusiasm out of the group to go to, really, any type of party. She is the natural overachiever, over eager in meeting all the people at the party, including making sure everyone is aware she is the one having the most fun-- because seriously, she is. The Party Girl will go so far in making this point, that she will go around the room broadcasting how invigorating of an experience she is having, how wonderful the people at the party are and her show won’t stop there. She would just have to reward herself with some more celebratory nectar while documenting it on Snap Chat of course. Because if you didn’t take a picture of yourself having fun-- did you actually have fun? Overly effervescent from either ‘the bubbly’ or her elation from believing that she owns that party, The Party Girl will ‘take leave’ early by finding solace on the nearest couch.
