Fantasy football. It's a sport that demands the highest of commitment, with each week determining who has elusive bragging rights. If you take the time to look around your league however, you may find that you've noticed a couple of these different types of fantasy football players.
Mr. Serious
This is the guy who participated in over a dozen mock drafts to prepare for your league's draft. He's in four other leagues as well, playing for money in all of them. He leads your league in total points, finishes the regular season with the best record, and then subsequently chokes in the playoffs.
The Homer
His starting lineup consists of Ben Roethlisberger, Le'Veon Bell, DeAngelo Williams, Antonio Brown, Markus Wheaton, Jesse James, the Pittsburgh defense/special teams, and Chris Boswell. His team name is something along the lines of "For Whom Le' Bell Tolls" and his avatar is a Steeler logo. It's not that he's smart or a good player, it's just that he's at the very least mildly annoying.
The Newbie
This dude has virtually never played before. He drafts a kicker in the fourth round and asks if the retired Peyton Manning is still available. He forgets to set his lineup after like the fifth game and doesn't even log back into his account after that. Yet somehow, this idiot might have a better record than you.
The Guy Who Has a Horseshoe Up His Ass
Screw this guy. He's the dude who had David Johnson fall to him late in the first round and turned around and drafted Julio Jones in the second. He picked up Devontae Booker a week ago for no reason and Booker just so happens to be the top Denver running back this week. He plays every opposing team when their best players are on byes, sneaks into the playoffs, and rides one or two players to a league championship.
So, there you go, you have any of these in your league?
