The Big Man. The Kid From Brooklyn. If you don’t know who I’m speaking about, boy are you in for a treat. The Big Man was one of the funniest ranters on the internet. He had his own website, his own merch, etc. He was a YouTuber before a YouTuber was even a thing. Here are a few times that his rants rang true...

1. “How the f*** in this f***ing country can you give anybody a f***ing driver's license that can't read or write f***ing English?”

Some may look at this and think that The Big Man is being racist, but I tend to disagree. All of America’s road signs are in English (i.e. - yield, stop, accident ahead, buckle up, slow down, construction ahead, etc.). How can someone be allowed to drive a death trap on wheels if they can’t even read the warning signs on a highway? This could cause a major accident! And honestly, if you were him, and someone backed into you at a stoplight, and then couldn’t speak English, wouldn’t you be a little ticked off?!

2. “Give me the f***ing money back!”

This is one of my favorites. In this video, The Big Man explains that his friend was denied the ability to give $1,000+ in cash at a restaurant. I understand having to check the bills, but to assume that this man is a criminal is ridiculous. The entire world is now running on electronics. If you don’t have a credit card, you can’t even buy a car. I mean, what is that? Why is that a thing?! If I want to pay cash for a car, I damn well should be able to! I’m all for technology, and social media is my passion, but credit is just something I don’t understand. It’s like it was specifically made to make sure all of us go into debt at some point in our lives.

3.“You wanna get gay married? Fine by me… welcome to gay child support, gay divorce, and gay alimony.”

I will never not laugh at this. Being bisexual myself, it’s awesome to see someone that isn’t a millennial supporting gay marriage. And the way in which he addresses it is perfect. Why is marriage seen as such an amazing thing? Most marriages end up in divorce. Like, good for you gay people, you’ve just ruined your futures. Welcome to being miserable and paying for shit you didn’t even want to begin with.

4. “No more lobbyists and special interest groups in Washington, D.C.!”

This will never get old. He is beyond right about this. These groups are infiltrating our government and ruining our country. Politics shouldn’t be all about money and power. It shouldn’t be about who’s going to fill your pockets more. It should be about taking the necessary steps to better this country, no matter what.