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4 Ridiculous Christmas Gifts

You should hope you don't find these under your Christmas tree.

Michael Sneff

Dec 26, 2016

Pennsylvania State University at Harrisburg

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The holidays is a time to tell the people you love that you care about them. This usually entails getting them presents, which are sometimes tame, like a gift card, or a toy.

Let's hope that your weird Uncle Frank doesn't give you any of these oddballs at the family Christmas party.

1.) The Potty Piano ($24)

"The Potty Piano" is, well...let's just have the description below to explain it.

"The Potty Piano allows you to play a jingle while you take a tinkle. " (per Stupid.com)

You can't make this stuff up.

2.) Horsehead Squirrel Feeder ($12)

If you have a squirrel problem, you might as well make them look like a silly outdated meme while you're feeding them!

Poor things.

3.) The Pizza Pouch ($3)

It's exactly what you think it is. You can conveniently stick your favorite slice of 'za in a sealed pouch you wear around your neck.

Actually, never mind. This is awesome.

4.) 24-Carat Gold Toilet Paper ($1,555,335.00)

If you ever wanted to waste money on your waste (please laugh), this is the roll for you!

Yes, for just $1.5 million, you can uncomfortably wipe those cookies and egg nog away with solid, 24-carat gold lined toilet paper. Because, America

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