The holidays is a time to tell the people you love that you care about them. This usually entails getting them presents, which are sometimes tame, like a gift card, or a toy.
Let's hope that your weird Uncle Frank doesn't give you any of these oddballs at the family Christmas party.
1.) The Potty Piano ($24)
"The Potty Piano" is, well...let's just have the description below to explain it.
"The Potty Piano allows you to play a jingle while you take a tinkle. " (per Stupid.com)
You can't make this stuff up.
2.) Horsehead Squirrel Feeder ($12)
If you have a squirrel problem, you might as well make them look like a silly outdated meme while you're feeding them!Poor things.
3.) The Pizza Pouch ($3)
It's exactly what you think it is. You can conveniently stick your favorite slice of 'za in a sealed pouch you wear around your neck.Actually, never mind. This is awesome.
4.) 24-Carat Gold Toilet Paper ($1,555,335.00)
If you ever wanted to waste money on your waste (please laugh), this is the roll for you!
Yes, for just $1.5 million, you can uncomfortably wipe those cookies and egg nog away with solid, 24-carat gold lined toilet paper. Because, America