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Michael Sneff

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The holidays is a time to tell the people you love that you care about them. This usually entails getting them presents, which are sometimes tame, like a gift card, or a toy.

Let's hope that your weird Uncle Frank doesn't give you any of these oddballs at the family Christmas party.

1.) The Potty Piano ($24)

"The Potty Piano" is, well...let's just have the description below to explain it.

"The Potty Piano allows you to play a jingle while you take a tinkle. " (per Stupid.com)

You can't make this stuff up.

2.) Horsehead Squirrel Feeder ($12)

If you have a squirrel problem, you might as well make them look like a silly outdated meme while you're feeding them!

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3.) The Pizza Pouch ($3)

It's exactly what you think it is. You can conveniently stick your favorite slice of 'za in a sealed pouch you wear around your neck.

Actually, never mind. This is awesome.

4.) 24-Carat Gold Toilet Paper ($1,555,335.00)

If you ever wanted to waste money on your waste (please laugh), this is the roll for you!

Yes, for just $1.5 million, you can uncomfortably wipe those cookies and egg nog away with solid, 24-carat gold lined toilet paper. Because, America

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We don't buy into these... just like how we don't buy our friends.

8. "The whole philanthropy thing isn't real, right?"

7. "I don't need to buy my friends."

6. "Oh, so I'll bet you love to drink."

5. "Can you tell me some of your secrets?"

4. "What do you do at your meetings?"

3. "Do you guys haze really badly?"

2. "Is it just like in the movies?"

1. "Sororities are so basic."

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

5. There’s a 50/50 chance that your name will come back either correct or incorrect at Starbucks

6. People try to find shorter, easier nicknames for you instead of calling you by your actual name

7. When someone famous or fictional character shares your name, you get so happy

8. “What’s your name?” “It’s [name]” “I’m sorry, what was it again?”

9. You’ve pretty much seen every misspelling and heard every mispronunciation of your name throughout your life

10. When you find another person with an “ethnic” sounding name, you both get excited

11. Despite the struggles, your name is pretty unique… just like you

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

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1. “Oh, so you/your family are immigrants!”

2. “Is Puerto Rico near Mexico?”

3. “Do you speak Puerto Rican?”

4. “You look too light/dark to be Puerto Rican.”

5. “Do I need my passport to go to Puerto Rico?”

6. “Geez, you are obsessed with your flag. We get it, you’re Puerto Rican.”

7. “Why are you so loud?”

8. “So does your family know English?”

9. “Oh my god, Puerto Ricans are so spicy.”

10. “So did you eat a lot of tacos?”

11. “Are you Mexican?”

Love hard, every day, and never be ashamed.

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