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4 Reasons Pizza is Better than a Boyfriend

Pizza is better than boys 9 times out of 10 and these are the reasons why.

Janvier

Sep 19, 2016

Southeastern Louisiana University

4 Reasons Pizza is Better than a Boyfriend

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Pizza is seriously the eighth wonder of the world. I don't trust people who don't like pizza; I don't need that kind of negativity in my life. Pizza is better than any boy could ever be for the following reasons.

1. B.Y.O.P.

Build your own pizza is a thing, build your own boyfriend is not. Unlike a boyfriend, pizza has many options and you can make it the way you want it. Deep dish, thin crust, pan, Brooklyn style, and lets not forget toppings. There are sooooo many possible combinations.

2. Pizza wont hurt your feelings

Lets be real, boys sometimes say stupid, hurtful things…. But pizza doesn’t talk so that’s plus. Pizza won’t make you cry, it will make you happy.

3. Pizza is almost always there for you

Pizza places are usually open from 11am-12am, so that’s a good 13 hours. Also, most pizza places deliver in 30 minutes or less. If you’re up for driving, you can cut that time short. Thanks for always being there pizza.

4. Pizza. All day. Erry day.

Pizza is an acceptable meal at all hours of the day. And boyfriends have work, school, etc. They don't have the kind of availabilty that pizza does.

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