As a baseball player myself, there are certain things that I need that are essential to help me during any practice or game. With these five essential things, you can decide for yourself if I'm right or wrong.

1. Ranch Sunflower Seeds

You can't be a baseball player or play to your full potential if you don't have a bag of David ranch sunflower seeds in the bottom of your bag.

2. Eye Black

Eye black is essential for looking like a stud on the field. Everyone needs to know that you are a prodigy between those foul lines.

3. Athletic Tape

You need athletic tape for your wrists, glove and bat. You need them for your wrists so you like a stud as I said before with the eye black. It will help make you more of a stud and send a message to the pitchers that you can hit anything and you dare them to throw their weak fastball. You need athletic tape on your bat so you can grip and hit home runs as well.

4. Your Girlfriend To Come And Watch You Hit Bombs

This might be the most important thing you need. You need your girl at your games so she can watch you pimp your swing every time you hit the ball, which will be a home run. This is very important because she is going to stay with you all the way when you make it to the big leagues.