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3 Pieces Of Irony We Experience Every Day

Orange juice and...toothpaste?

Jun 12, 2018

3 Pieces Of Irony We Experience Every Day

There are too many "this doesn't make sense" moments in a day. They creep up on you but are confusing enough to take up brain space for a few seconds, minutes, or even hours. From things your friends say, to random oddities you notice while going about your day, things we see as normal can capture our attention as ironic. These are just a few.

1. Orange Juice & Toothpaste

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We are supposed to brush our teeth twice a day: once in the morning and once at night. Most toothpastes come in a mint flavor, as it leaves your mouth feeling fresh and clean. One of the first things I do in the morning is brush my teeth because I can't stand morning breath, as I'm sure many others do, too. But after that is done, I will want to eat some breakfast and what is the most popular breakfast juice? Orange juice. What two flavors taste absolutely terrible when combined? Mint and orange. I think that explains itself pretty well.

2. Police Officer Driving Skills

One of the first things I do when I see a police officer on the road is to make sure I'm driving as legally as possible. I check my speed, make sure my headlights are on (if need be) and always have my seatbelt fastened. However, I begin to question a lot when a police officer, a person who I would assume to be the most law-abiding of citizens is...speeding? And not like a police chase speeding, but driving at a speed visibly higher than the speed limit. Can I drive faster? Should I be driving faster? Will I get pulled over for driving too slow? I become very self conscious of my driving habits and then question everything.

3. "Sun showers"

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Sun showers, while a cool phenomenon, are very ironic. How can it be sunny and rainy at the same time? We always associate sunny days with good weather and rainy days with bad, but when they happen at the same time it can be a bit confusing. As we move into summer, sun showers become a common occurrence. There were two where I live this week! While it may be strange, and make it difficult to make summer plans, the rainbows they produce are always stunning.

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Orange juice and...toothpaste?

In This Article:

1. Orange Juice & Toothpaste

2. Police Officer Driving Skills

3. "Sun showers"

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Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

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1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

3. Distracted: When a 10-Minute Break Becomes an Hour

4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

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3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

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9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

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