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39 Things You Say To Your Roommates On A Regular Basis

It's no question that you say the same things to your roomies all the time.

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39 Things You Say To Your Roommates On A Regular Basis
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You live together, you breathe together and you're always together. It's no question that you say the same things to your roomies all the time. From asking when they'll be home to seeing if you can borrow that shirt from that one time with the thing, at least one of these has been said in conversation with your roomie for life...

1. Are you home?
2. Wanna go to wawa?
3. Did you eat yet?
4. Can you turn my light out? I’m already in bed.
5. Can you bring me food to class?
6. I wanna quit school.
7. ILY
8. I can’t go out tonight because my hair looks stupid.
9. I don’t know what to wear.
10. Can I raid your closet?
11. Can I wear your shirt with that thing from that one time?
12. Can I wear the jeans with the holes and your vans?
13. Why aren’t you drinking? We have to leave in 20 minutes.
14. Can you get me another beer?
15. Does this look stupid?
16. Wanna watch Netflix?
17. Come downstairs and watch me do homework.
18. Wanna go to the library with me?
19. Can you drive? I don’t feel like it.
20. Make sure I wake up for work tomorrow.
21. Is it a vodka night or a beer night?
22. Can I use your lipstick?
23. Which toothbrush is yours? I forget.
24. I’m so hungry.
25. Can you pick me up from class?
26. Are you awake?
27. I can’t sleep. Wanna go make food?
28. We could go to the gym, or we could get food.
29. Carry me to our room. I’m dead.
30. Did you turn the lights off downstairs?
31. *through house group chat* Did you hear that?
32. If I get this, will you eat half?
33. I’m totally too drunk to be in public right now.
34. Come lay in bed and watch vines.
35. Do you think we could drink on our roof?
36. You can totally drink on our roof. I tried.
37. You def need more wine.
38. Do you want Domino's?
39. I'm getting naked, just so you know.

Remember when you first moved in and you were even afraid to change your shirt with the door open? Now, you full on don't care what the other does, and that's what makes you roomies. No matter what, and no matter where you all end up in life you'll always remember these moments, so hold 'em close!

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