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37 Thoughts You Have While Grocery Shopping

Where's my list?!

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Grocery shopping. No mundane task turns into an overwhelming internal battle like buying yourself food. The first time you go shopping to stock the fridge in your newly moved-in apartment, it's great, but that feeling of pride and independence will fade quicker than the jar of Nutella you bought last week. Below are just a few of thought that run through my head while I'm running through the cereal aisle.

1. Okay! Grocery shopping! Let's go. Time to be an adult.

2. Did anyone see me struggling with that cart?

3. Okay produce. Let me check the list.

4. I forgot the list.

5. I definitely will eat 4 organic mangoes before they go bad.

6. They are $3 each? JK

7. Time for the bread.

8. Why don't they sell half size loafs of bread or bagels?

9. How many bread items can one buy without being judged by the bagger?

10. Whatever I need bagels and bread.

11. And a fresh baguette.

12. On to for the deli.

13. CHEESE. Hello beautiful.

14. Do I get colby or swiss?

15. What about provolone? Do we need shredded cheese? What if I want to make tacos?!

16. SOS SOS SOS

17. Four difference cheeses isn't aggressive at all.

18. Now the lunch meat.

19. Ham or turkey????

20. Oh god. Two people are waiting behind me. Just pick something.

21. Shit. I accidentally grabbed salami.

22. Next: Alcohol.

23. I wish grocery stores had open carry laws.

24. Do you think the cashier will know I can only afford this wine because it's on sale this week?

25. These employees keep side-eyeing me like I'm a twelve year old chugging a beer. I'M 21 OKAY?

26. Okay enough wine. Time to go home. AKA to the frozen foods

27. God bless frozen pizza.

28. And chicken nuggets.

29. Okay the cart is 80% frozen food, 15% wine and 5% ingredients I can actually cook with.

30. It's fine.

31. This Hostess snack cake display is a sign from God that I should eat more dessert.

32. Thank you, God.

33. Limited edition cookie dough Oreos? Necessary. They're limited!

34. I can't push my cart. Time to check out.

35. Do cashiers keep tabs on the most embarrassing customer carts?

36. Am I winning?

37. My total is what??

*cries while swiping debit card*





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