It's that time of year again, the time when college students everywhere start to realize the school year is right around the corner. So I took it upon myself to practice the art of procrastination by coming up with a list of things I would rather do then go back to school.
1. Volunteer at the local blood drive.
2. Watch all the sex scenes from "Game of Thrones" with my Grandma.
3. Be a guest on a reality TV show.
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5. Be in a feud with the Kardashian-West clan.
6. Get a tetanus shot.
8. Only eat kale for a week.
9. Wear a New York Mets T-shirt.
10. Watch the "Grey's Anatomy" episode where Derek dies.
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12. Have a cocktail with "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."
13. Learn to play the violin.
14. Take grape flavored cough syrup.
15. Get a tramp stamp.
16. Attempt a 1980s hairdo.
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17. Eat gum off the street.
18. Be on hold with customer service.
19. Clean out my closet.
20. Listen to bluegrass music.
21. Run into my ex while looking like a hobo.
22. Be in Regina George's Burn Book.
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24. Teach calculus to kindergarteners.
25. Have the birds and the bees talk with my parents.
26. Have Hillary Clinton voted in as president.
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27. Get a Brazilian wax.
28. Walk 500 miles.
29. Run cross country with Forrest Gump.
30. Fight Darth Vader without the force.
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31. Make out with the Joker.
32. Take magic lessons.
33. Use sandpaper in place of toilet paper.
34. Have uncontrollable frizzy hair for a year.
35. Have permanent wedgies.
36. Be besties with Voldemort.
37. Write a love letter to Dwight Schrute.
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