37 Things College Students Say Daily | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

37 Things College Students Say Daily

I love college

835
37 Things College Students Say Daily
Morgan Sokolic

So seeing as how a majority of my readers are college students, I decided to write this week about a topic we can all relate to. A list of things every single college student says at least once within their how ever many years they spend at their university. It can be funny when you say to your friend that you're going to your room to study when in reality you sit in your bed and binge watch Friends with no outside communication for the next six hours.

Think about it; over the course of an average day, how many things do you think you say? A lot, right? I know I say all of these daily which probably isn't good. It definitely makes for a nice little comic relief, though.

Here's just a handful of thoughts that bounce around in a typical college student's vocabulary over the course of a semester.


1. I need a nap


2. I need a drink

3. Are you looking cute or no

4. Did you do the homework

5. I really have to study

6. Let's have class outside

7. Wanna get food?

8. Wanna buy me food?

9. I literally can't go to class today


10. I'm so broke

11. Are we going out tonight

12. I'm dropping out

13. Wow I have so much work to do let me get in bed and nap and avoid all of my responsibilities

14. Do I need a fake

15. I need coffee

16. I really should go to the gym

17. Dad can you put more money into my account?

18. So if the paper is supposed to be 5-7 pages, a small paragraph on page 7 counts right?

19. I miss my parents

20. I have so much work to do but I'm still going to that mixer

21. I hate this class

22. Takes psych 101, all of a sudden thinks they're Freud

23. I didn't do that reading *has quiz on it first thing*

24. If Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through today

25. I need another nap

26. Is it the weekend yet? *impatiently waiting*

27. Why did I think I could do an 8am?

28. Syllabus week!!!

29. My schedule sucks *which means they have classes on Friday and or before 10am*

30. I really need to do laundry but I don't want to get up

31. Who did I make out with last night?

32. Do I really need the textbook?

33. That $400 I spent on that textbook that I'll use for two assignments is a whole lot of money I could have spent on Dunkin

34. What happened last night....

35. Is there a cover to get it?

36. Do I need to bring my fake?

37. How many days until graduation?


In the end, when we go graduate and toss off our caps, what will you remember saying to your friends? Will you remember how you said you had to stay in and study while everyone went to that super fun themed mixer or will you remember walking home from that mixer at two am saying stupid things to your friends? Your choice, friends.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Adulting

18 Things I Want To Do Now That I'm 18

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

2291
Happy Birthday Cake

For the entirety of my high school career, I was always seen as the goody-two-shoes. I never got in trouble with a teacher, I kept stellar grades, and when I wasn't doing extracurricular activities, I was at home studying. Even when I did go out, it was usually with a bunch of fellow band geeks. The night would end before 11:00 PM and the only controversial activity would be a fight based on who unfairly won a round of Apples-to-Apples when someone else clearly had a better card (I promise I'm not still holding a grudge).

Now that I'm officially an adult, I want to pursue some new things. I want to experience life in a way that I never allowed myself to do prior to entering college. These are the years that I'm supposed to embark on a journey of self-discovery, so what better way to do that than to create a bucket list?

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1377
10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics
Flickr

The holiday season is full of stress, debt, and forced conversation. While we rush through the month of December, it's important to take a step back and enjoy the moments before they're gone. Most families love to watch Christmas movies, but these beloved films provide more than entertainment. Here are 10 life lessons that I've learned from the holiday classics we watch every year.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

200611
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

21161
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments