Maybe it was the tartan skirts, mandatory penance or daily rosary, but there are a few things that each Catholic school kid experiences across the board. May we never forget the lightening-speed grace we all said before lunch or group prayer before each basketball game. They were memorable to say the least, and so are the next few things:
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38 Things All Catholic School Kids Understand
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Now that it seems “talking” is the new way to date, and will stay that way until another idiotic term is used to describe the people who can’t settle down and just date someone, I feel as if it’s time to go over the unwritten rules of “talking.”
Rule 1. Having feeling without feeling.
You need to be careful with your feelings. You’re supposed to have feeling for the person you’re talking to, but you can’t feel something for that person. Think of it as dipping a toe into the water — you only put in your toe, not your whole body.
Rule 2. What About Going Public?
Most of the time, you don’t go public with someone you’re “talking” to. It’s because we like to keep our options open, and not commit to anyone — because commitment means dating, and we don’t play that game. But, with not going public or giving commitment to the other person, brings in the issue of others trying to get with your person.
Rule 3. How Many People Can You Talk To?
Well, the answer is: as many as you can keep up with. An average person is “talking” to at least two other people, that way if one of them turns out to be boring/annoying/unattractive, you have other options. We don’t like to be limited to just one option, ever. Think of it like a baseball team — if you strike out with one of them, you still have a ton more to go through.
Rule 4. What About Friends?
If you’re just “talking”, it seems to mean that there’s not enough connection for the other person to lock it down with you and actually date. So, it does mean you can “talk” to their friends, too. You can ultimately get with whoever you want, because “talking” doesn’t mean you’re committing to one person, and the other person you’re “talking” to probably has a few other people on the side.
Rule 5. How About Social Media?
Vague captions on Instagram photos about having fun with your best friend or a tweet about having a good night with good friends is what you’ll probably be getting. No #wcw or #mcm, because those special hashtags are reserved for only the people you date. See, romance isn’t dead.
Rule 6. How Often You Should Text.
Texts should be answered about 15 to 20 minutes after received, to make it seem like you’re busy and have other people to talk to. If they make you wait, then you’re supposed to double that waiting time and make them wait that amount before you answer them. FaceTime is good because you can’t screenshot what the person is saying in order to humiliate them later when they get tired of “talking” and want a break from you. Snapchat means you should be on the list of best friends, but they shouldn’t be your top best friend because then you look desperate and like you really like this person enough to talk to them more than anyone else in your phone.
And, by the time you finish reading this article, I hope you see how truly dumb this entire setup is. There’s no excuse for it, we’re afraid of getting hurt so we mistreat others by not giving them a commitment and making them constantly second guess where they stand with us. Why put our heart on the line, when we can just break the other person’s heart instead? It’s 2016, feelings were so last year.
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Are you one of those people that gets super upset when you miss out on anything? Well, you may have FOMO, or fear of missing out. In college it’s not hard to experience FOMO every once in a while. You just love doing everything and anything, so hen you have to miss out on something it's the worst possible thing in your mind. Whether you’re sick, have to work, or have so much work to do you could cry – FOMO will hit you hard in college.
1. Denial
You’re in denial about the commitments you already made, and are considering breaking them just so you don’t have to miss out on the shenanigans that your friends are about to get in to.
2. Angst
You hear everyone having an awesome time getting ready, and talking about what they’re going to do once they go out.
3. Unproductiveness
All you can think about is how you you’re probably going to be missing out on the best night of your life.
4. Sadness
Your friends have left, and you’re just sitting on the couch. Alone.
5. Regret
You start seeing the Snapchats and Instagrams of everyone out having an awesome time, and instantly regret your decision to stay in.
6. Anger
Fed up with everything, and wishing you weren’t at home.
7. Lonelieness
You’re so upset that even Netflix can’t fill the lonely void in your heart.
8. Hunger
You start to eat everything in your apartment because you have nothing else to do.
9. Bored
Bored and lonely, you wait for your friends to come back just to hear everything that you missed out on. Yet, they only left twenty minutes ago.
10. Restlessness
It’s late, you have ran out of things to distract you, and all you want is your friends to come home and keep you company.
11. Acceptance
You finally accept the fact that it's fine that you're not out with everyone because you're the life of the party anyway.
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Yes, I'm fine. No, I'm not mad about anything.
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I've lived a whole 21 years with an RBF (Resting Bitch Face), so naturally, I go through most of these struggles on a daily basis.
And before you ask, yes I'm fine. No, I'm not mad. This is just my face, so take it or leave it! To those of you who have been #blessed with an RBF, you'll probably relate to these more than you'd like to:
1. People always asking if I'm ok
2. "Are you mad?"
3. Having to approach potential new friends first because they might be intimidated by you.
4. Getting complaints at work that you "look mean".
5. Having to literally force yourself to smile around new people.
6. "I always thought you were mean before I met you!"
7. I could be having the best day of my life and my face would still look like this:
8. When people start badgering you with questions if you're ok, you actually do start to become a little irritated and annoyed.
9. It makes your blood boil when someone tells you to smile more.
10. Constantly having to reassure people that you're happy.
11. The exhaustion that comes after having to fake a smile.
12. People always think you're judging them.
13. Trying to make your face look like a ray of sunshine, but giving up because it's too hard.
14. Feeling like you're over smiling when you're just smiling like a regular person.
15. When you really are in a bad mood and people just think it's another day for you.
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“Name a more iconic duo... I'll wait." OK, well, if you insist. In no particular order, here's a list of 100 iconic duos that seem to be timeless.
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1. SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star
2. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
3. Marshall and Lily
4. Mac and Cheese
5. Fred and George Weasley
6. Katniss and Peeta
7. Santa and Mrs. Claus
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8. Cat and Dog from "CatDog"
9. Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster
10. Luke and Leia
11. R2D2 and C3PO
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12. Chewie and Han Solo
13. Lori and Monty
14. Lilo and Stitch
15. Forrest Gump and Benjamin Buford “Bubba" Blue
16. Prince George and Princess Charlotte
17. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley
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18. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth
19. Captain America and Bucky Barnes
20. Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon
21. Dylan and Cole Sprouse
22. Mickey and Minnie Mouse
Mickey and Minnie Mouse
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23. Donald and Daisy Duck
24. Snoop Dogg and weed
25. Prince Charming and Cinderella
26. Peanut Butter and Jelly
27. Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr
28. Captain Kirk and Spock
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29. Romeo and Juliet
30. Bert and Ernie
31. Simon and Garfunkle
32. Marty McFly and Doc Brown
33. Sonny and Cher
34. Sherlock and Watson
Sherlock and Watson
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35. Britney Spears and K-Fed
36. Woody and Buzz
37. Mario and Luigi
Mario and Luigi
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38. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry
39. Thing 1 and Thing 2
40. Batman and Robin
41. Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler
42. Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute
43. Trump and Putin
44. Kim Kardashian and her butt
45. Beyonce's twins
46. Troy and Gabriella
47. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head
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48. Kendall and Kylie
49. Ash and Pikachu
50. Barbie and Ken
51. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable
52. Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee
53. Napoleon and Pedro
54. Barack and Michelle Obama
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55. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
56. Shrek and Fiona
57. Snooki and JWoww
58. Netflix and Chill
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59. Rum and Coke
60. Adam and Eve
61. Florida Georgia Line and Nelly
62. Coronas and Limes
63. Arthur Read and Buster Baxter
64. Shark Boy and Lava Girl
65. Scooby and Shaggy
66. Thelma and Louise
67. Kronk and Yzma
68. Bob Ross and a Winter Scene
69. Steve Irwin and a crocodile
70. Chip n Dale
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71. Janis and Damien
72. Superman and kryptonite
73. Beyonce and Jay-Z
74. Jim and Pam
75. Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner
76. Kermit and Ms. Piggy
77. Justin Bieber and his pre-2012 hair
78. George and Martha Washington
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79. Anna and Elsa
80. Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas
81. Taylor Swift and John Mayer
82. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris
83. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
84. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner
85. Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy
86. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston
87. Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal
88. Taylor Swift and Katy Perry
89. Taylor Swift and Kanye West
90. Kanye and Kanye
91. North West and Saint West
92. Jesus and Peter
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93. Paul Walker and Vin Diesel
94. DJ Khaled and his son Asahd
95. Lewis and Clark
96. Frodo and Sam
97. Tyrion and Bronn
98. Marge and Homer Simpson
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99. Phineas and Ferb
100. Brian and Stewie
101. Peyton Manning and Papa John
102. Bonnie and Clyde
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A Candid Letter to My Best Friends Ex
Because this is the real form of torture you deserve.
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What's up Asshat,
I've composed a list of things that I wish upon you, and they're harsh and cruel. These things are things that I wouldn't wish upon my worst of enemies, not even that Starbuck's barista who always screws up my order, not even him. You fall into a whole other category of hate. You surpass Starbucks barista. Congratulations, I'm actually a pretty nice person, making you worthy of every single bit of torture I wish upon you. What are these things I wish upon you you might ask?
1. I hope you get a unsatisfiable craving for Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.
2. I hope you go home with a 10, but then find out that she's a two.
3. I hope that two's original reaction to said hookup is, "Is that it?"
4. I hope you get put in a class with no curve, no extra credit and an attendance policy.
5. With clicker points.
6. And a sign in sheet, biotch.
7. I hope your Uber driver charges you an ungodly amount, and his car smells like moldy month old leftovers.
8. I hope that you get to Chipotle right as they run out of guacamole.
9. I hope that you get food poisoning off of pizza, and you're never able to eat it again.
10. I hope that you continuously get spammed by game invites on Facebook.
11. I hope that you only have one bar of super, insanely slow WI-FI for the rest of your life.
12. I hope that you get down to your last bite of Burrito, and it's nothing but a huge glob of sour cream.
13. I hope that you wear clothes that resemble the Jersey Shore cast every time you go out .
14. And everyone makes fun of you for it.
15. I hope that alcohol shoots out of your nose at the bar.
16. I hope that you forget your Netflix Password for the rest of your life.
17. I hope that you develop a predisposition to always hit "reply all" on group emails.
18. I hope that you always think you've found a close parking spot to your destination, and then discover there's a tiny car in them.
19. I hope that you gag on an extremely sharp french fry.
20. Or better yet, an ice cube, so you have to just sit there and wait for it to melt.
21. I hope that you never match with anyone on Tinder ever again.
Most of all, I hope that you realize that you lost one of the greatest people in this entire world. She's a saint, and I dare you to try to find someone as phenomenal as she is. You can go dip your toes in a blender now.
Sincerely,
Her Best Friend.
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