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37 Things All Camp Counselors Say

"No running on the docks!!!"

Jennifer Murphy

Aug 23, 2016

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1. “Don’t put that rock in your mouth."

2. “Find a swim buddy!”

3. “No, we cannot eat ranch dressing off the ground."

4. “’HEYYYY CAMP…”

5. "We can’t throw rocks at camp!”

6. Camper trips on tree roots “Oh! You are okay! I promise, you are okay!

7. “I wonder if I will get a break today.”

8. “I heard the five-year-olds are basically running the camp now.”

9. “I wanna be a pizza man… PIZZA MAN…

10. “No!”

11. “Fill up your water bottles!”

12. “What do you mean you didn’t bring your water bottle to lower camp?” *Walks back to upper camp."

13. “Okay, who needs hand sanitizer?!”

14. "I need a buddy!”

15. “Okay, we are going to play a game of ‘Simon Says!’"

16. “How did you lose your socks?”

17. “Is that a tick?”

18. “No!”

19. "Who wants to build fairy houses?”

20. “BATHROOM TRIP!”

21. “What time is it?”

22. “Anyone have a Band-Aid?”

23. “What’s our count?”

24. “Who needs sunblock?”

25. “Don’t spray bug spray at your face!”

26. “How old are you?”

27. “We will not play four square if we are going to argue when we get out.”

28. “No!”

29. “Who owns this fishing pole?”

30. "Who wants a tree cookie?”

31. “I need to see happy feet!”

32. “Who has the first aid kit?”

33. "Wait, what’s happening?”

34. Camper gets bug spray in their eyes “Keep blinking, don’t touch your eyes!”

35. "No!"

36. “I give you permission to jog fast!”

37. "See you tomorrow!"

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37 Things All Camp Counselors Say

"No running on the docks!!!"

1. “Don’t put that rock in your mouth."

2. “Find a swim buddy!”

3. “No, we cannot eat ranch dressing off the ground."

4. “’HEYYYY CAMP…”

5. "We can’t throw rocks at camp!”

6. *Camper trips on tree roots* “Oh! You are okay! I promise, you are okay!

7. “I wonder if I will get a break today.”

8. “I heard the five-year-olds are basically running the camp now.”

9. “I wanna be a pizza man… PIZZA MAN…

10. “No!”

11. “Fill up your water bottles!”

12. “What do you mean you didn’t bring your water bottle to lower camp?” *Walks back to upper camp."

13. “Okay, who needs hand sanitizer?!”

14. "I need a buddy!”

15. “Okay, we are going to play a game of ‘Simon Says!’"

16. “How did you lose your socks?”

17. “Is that a tick?”

18. “No!”

19. "Who wants to build fairy houses?”

20. “BATHROOM TRIP!”

21. “What time is it?”

22. “Anyone have a Band-Aid?”

23. “What’s our count?”

24. “Who needs sunblock?”

25. “Don’t spray bug spray at your face!”

26. “How old are you?”

27. “We will not play four square if we are going to argue when we get out.”

28. “No!”

29. “Who owns this fishing pole?”

30. "Who wants a tree cookie?”

31. “I need to see happy feet!”

32. “Who has the first aid kit?”

33. "Wait, what’s happening?”

34. *Camper gets bug spray in their eyes* “Keep blinking, don’t touch your eyes!”

35. "No!"

36. “I give you permission to jog fast!”

37. "See you tomorrow!"

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I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

6. Camper trips on tree roots “Oh! You are okay! I promise, you are okay!

34. Camper gets bug spray in their eyes “Keep blinking, don’t touch your eyes!”

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