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37 Fictional Characters, Inanimate Objects, And Animals I'd Vote For Over Clinton Or Trump

We need them now more than ever.

Zoey Guarino

Oct 22, 2016

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37 Fictional Characters, Inanimate Objects, And Animals I'd Vote For Over Clinton Or Trump

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This election has officially gotten out of control. I yearn for the days when Ted Cruz was mocked for supposedly being the Zodiac Killer...the days when Bernie ate fried chicken with Killer Mike... the days when Ben Carson was.... well, Ben Carson. The glory days, before death threats for social media posts-- before notions of an impending nuclear holocaust, were tangible. Ah, how I pine for those days. With all of this, I've decided that this week we should all take a step back from reality. Let's laugh a little. So here is a list of all of the fictional characters, inanimate objects, and animals I'd rather vote for on November 8th.

1. Mona Lisa Saperstein

Even though "she's the wo-o-orst.. She's the worst person in the world".

2. Carl

3. Al Bundy

4. Samantha James, Bitch

5. Caroline

6. Zoltan

7. Toilet Dweller from Spice World

8. Hot Ham Water

9. Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

10. Hand Banana

11. The McPoyles

12. Jesus Quintana

13. The Guys at Animal Control

14. Antonio Banderas Love Doll

15. The Mooninites

Ignignokt and Err would make brilliant leaders......

16. Steve the Roomate, aka Skull Fucker

17. Brandon

18. Artemis

19. My Boyfriend's Bulldog, Travis

20. Nosferatu

21. Tommy Wiseau

...This is actually a real person.

22. Satan (South Park)

23. Doug Wilson

'A way more lovable Trump'...

24. Ferguson (the cat)

JUST LOOK AT HIM

25. Pepper

26. Matheson

27. Norman Bates

28. Shorty

29. Gob Bluth

30. Kenny Powers

31. Damian

32. Leo

33. Raleigh St. Clair

34. Pabst Blue Ribbon

'Making America Great Again Est 1844'...

Really, I'd vote beer in general-- but this is the most 'Merican.

35. Sandor Clegane (the Hound)

36. Fat Amy

37. Montez Walker

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37 Fictional Characters, Inanimate Objects, And Animals I'd Vote For Over Clinton Or Trump

We need them now more than ever.

1. Mona Lisa Saperstein

2. Carl

3. Al Bundy

5. Caroline

6. Zoltan

7. Toilet Dweller from Spice World

8. Hot Ham Water

9. Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

10. Hand Banana

11. The McPoyles

12. Jesus Quintana

13. The Guys at Animal Control

14. Antonio Banderas Love Doll

15. The Mooninites

16. Steve the Roomate, aka Skull Fucker

17. Brandon

18. Artemis

19. My Boyfriend's Bulldog, Travis

20. Nosferatu

21. Tommy Wiseau

22. Satan (South Park)

23. Doug Wilson

24. Ferguson (the cat)

25. Pepper

26. Matheson

27. Norman Bates

28. Shorty

29. Gob Bluth

30. Kenny Powers

31. Damian

32. Leo

33. Raleigh St. Clair

34. Pabst Blue Ribbon

35. Sandor Clegane (the Hound)

36. Fat Amy

37. Montez Walker

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Sometimes, we just can't help the feelings we have

1. Wow. My voice sounds amazing with this song.

2. Okay, if you can't sing, don't do it.

3. But wait, I don't think I can be friends with someone who isn't going to jam out in the car with me.

4. Dance part in the car! Even when I'm alone. Because every song is my favorite.

5. Stop light. Act calm. Be cool.

6. Yes! Green light! Back at it!

7. I don't know this song, but I'm going to sing along anyway.

8. Why am I not famous yet?

9. Being next to someone who can't sing so you feel good about yourself because you rock!

10. OK, I'm so good. I need to sing louder so I can help these people out.

11. My voice doesn't reach some of those notes, maybe I should sit this one out.

12. Randomly bursting out in song and getting weird looks because of it.

13. God, thank you so much for giving me a good voice.

14. Man, I feel bad for people who can't sing.

15. Was I just humming? Did they hear me?

16. Having dance moves to go along with most songs.

17. Not being able to stop yourself at correcting people when they mess up.

18. Maybe I should post myself singing.

19. Nah, can't do it. Dumb idea.

20. Having my own personal concert in the shower. Every single time.

Normal people wouldn't understand

1. Having time to nap between classes or at all.

2. Waking up 10 minutes before your class starts and making it there in time.

3. Making it to class in general

4. Only having to hit the snooze button three times.

5. When you didn't do the homework and the teacher decides not to collect it for that day.

6. Getting that "I'm sorry, but class is cancelled" email.

7. Finding a quiet seat in the library.

8. Actually enjoying a class and understanding all of the material.

9. Having a friend to eat lunch with.

10. Finishing an assignment before the due date.

11. When there is free food on campus.

Becuase of all things to be addicted to, you're addicted to making money.

1. You can't remember your last day off.

2. Whenever someone asks to hang out, you're working.

3. When you do see your friends, you're in a "treating mood."

4. You work so much you don't have time to spend the money you're making.

5. You're too tired to function when you aren't working.

6. Finally seeing your friends and having way too much to catch up on.

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