This election has officially gotten out of control. I yearn for the days when Ted Cruz was mocked for supposedly being the Zodiac Killer...the days when Bernie ate fried chicken with Killer Mike... the days when Ben Carson was.... well, Ben Carson. The glory days, before death threats for social media posts-- before notions of an impending nuclear holocaust, were tangible. Ah, how I pine for those days. With all of this, I've decided that this week we should all take a step back from reality. Let's laugh a little. So here is a list of all of the fictional characters, inanimate objects, and animals I'd rather vote for on November 8th.

1. Mona Lisa Saperstein

Even though "she's the wo-o-orst.. She's the worst person in the world".

2. Carl

3. Al Bundy

4. Samantha James, Bitch

5. Caroline

6. Zoltan

7. Toilet Dweller from Spice World

8. Hot Ham Water

9. Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

10. Hand Banana

11. The McPoyles

12. Jesus Quintana

13. The Guys at Animal Control

14. Antonio Banderas Love Doll

15. The Mooninites

Ignignokt and Err would make brilliant leaders......

16. Steve the Roomate, aka Skull Fucker

17. Brandon

18. Artemis

19. My Boyfriend's Bulldog, Travis

20. Nosferatu

21. Tommy Wiseau

...This is actually a real person.

22. Satan (South Park)

23. Doug Wilson

'A way more lovable Trump'...

24. Ferguson (the cat)

JUST LOOK AT HIM

25. Pepper

26. Matheson

27. Norman Bates

28. Shorty

29. Gob Bluth

30. Kenny Powers

31. Damian

32. Leo

33. Raleigh St. Clair

34. Pabst Blue Ribbon

'Making America Great Again Est 1844'...

Really, I'd vote beer in general-- but this is the most 'Merican.

35. Sandor Clegane (the Hound)

36. Fat Amy

37. Montez Walker