Recommended for you

36 Thoughts You May Have While Taking the Metro

...though you may have had more

Jun 21, 2016

36 Thoughts You May Have While Taking the Metro

If you live in the DMV you all have had this struggle ....trying to ride the metro. Between construction and delays it has become a rather unpredictable form of transportation. So for all of you who ride the metro, I feel your pain! These are just some of thoughts you may have had, I know I have!

1. Okay do I have my smart trip? I am not paying two extra dollars again because I forgot it at home, please tell me I remembered it.

2. Got it, thank goodness.

3. Alright! How much money do I have on this thing? 5 dollars? I can totally make it on that.

4. looks at time Fuck, it's peak hours, just great. So I can't make it on 5 dollars, this is affordable how?

5. Well, I guess I have to put more money on my card.

6. ...and this is only for getting there...

7. It better not be peak hours when I leave...

8. I will leave early to avoid peak hours, I'm not paying that on the way back...I am not made of money... Affordable way to travel, yeah right.

9. Oh no! It's coming.

AFTER going through the barriers with your smart trip, trying to get past people who are walking slow on the stairs/escalator

10. Missed it, well it's okay! They're supposed to run every 5 or 10 minutes!

11. Wait... Does that say a 40 minute wait....

12. CONSTRUCTION?!?! Again?!?!

13. ... But really, again? When does it end?

14. ...and all the benches are taken so I guess I'll be standing.

15. At least I have my phone for some music...

16. ....wait. This station is underground, no Pandora, there goes that idea.

17. ...I guess I can play that stacker game

*40 minutes later*

18. It's here! Finally!

19. okay! I gotta place myself correctly!

20. I don't want to be with the crowd.

21. ...okay move away from the people towards where the end of the train will be. There are more seats!

22. Okay, here we go...HOLD YOUR GROUND, the stampede of people will be coming out shortly.

23. Gosh, how many people can fit on one of these?

24. Nevermind, have your eye on the prize! Move quickly in!

25. Oh no, there are more people than I thought, where are the open seats?!?!

26. Eureka! Found one! Now I can play that game on the train, time will go by a little faster at least.

27. ....man there's a lady with a baby... I guess it wouldn't kill me to stand some more.

28. So much for that game...just 20 more minutes I can do it.

29. train starts moving oh yup,

I should have definitely held onto the pole thing

30. why is this person staring at me? Can you not? I'm just trying to ride the metro in peace.

31. okay avert your eyes, make no eye contact. Stay low until your stop.

*20 minutes later*

32. FINALLY! I made it....

33. I'm late but I'm here

34. oh... This escalator is a lot bigger than I remember...just stare at your shoes

35. okay! I'm above ground, now I've really made it...My 40 minute trip...yeah turned into an hour and a half...

36. ...and I have to do it on the way back...great

Report this Content

This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.

Student Life

A Few Thoughts Every College Freshman Has

The transition into adulthood is never easy

Dubuque, IA

17486

Courtney Jones

Today I started my third week of college at Minnesota State Moorhead. I have survived welcome week, finding my classes on the first day, and being an awkward loner in the dining hall. Even though I have yet to be here for a month, I have already experienced many thoughts and problems that only a new college student can relate to.

Keep Reading...Show less

freshman

Student Life

8 Easy Ways to Get Involved in College

It's easier than you think.

Kansas State University

13399

Students walking on a sunny college campus with trees and buildings.

"Make sure to get involved when you're in college!"

We've all heard some variation of this phrase, whether it came from parents, other family members, friends, RAs, or college-related articles. And, like many clichés, it's true for the most part. Getting involved during your college years can help you make friends, build your resume, and feel connected to your campus. However, these commitments can get stressful if you're dealing with personal issues, need to work, or aren't sure how to balance classes and everything else going on during the semester.

Keep Reading...Show less

college

Relationships

9 Reasons Why Friends Are Essential In College

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

Widener University

7482

Bridgaline Liberati

In college, one of the essential things to have is friends. Yes, textbooks, a laptop, and other school supplies are important but friends are essential. Friends are that support system everybody needs. The more friends you have the better the support system you have. But you also have someone to share experiences with. And don’t settle for just one or two friends because 8 out of 10 times they are busy and you are studying all alone. Or they have other friend groups that do not include you. Don’t settle for just one or two friends; make as many friends as you can. After the first couple of weeks of college, most friend groups are set and you may be without friends.

Keep Reading...Show less

friends

Lifestyle

The Power of Dressing Up

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

College of Staten Island

5487

Sister | Brother Style - Word Press

For a moment your world is spinning. The phone alarm has just scared you awake and you’re flooded by daunting thoughts of the day ahead. You have three assignments due and little time to work on them because of your job. You’re running late because you’ve hit snooze one to many times after yesterday’s long hours. You dizzily reach for a hoodie, craving its comfort, and rush for a speedy exit, praying you will have time to pick up coffee. Does this sound familiar?

Keep Reading...Show less

dress up

Entertainment

11 Signs You Live At The Library As Told by 'Parks And Recreation'

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

College of Charleston

4763

Photo by Mariia Zakatiura on Unsplash

Finals week is upon us. It is a magical time of year during which college students everywhere flock to the library in attempt to learn a semester's worth of knowledge in only a week. For some students, it's their first time in the library all semester, maybe ever. Others have slaved away many nights under the fluorescent lights, and are slightly annoyed to find their study space being invaded by amateurs. While these newbies wander aimlessly around the first floor, hopelessly trying to find a table, the OGs of the library are already on the third floor long tables deep into their studies. Here is a few signs that you may live in the library, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

Keep Reading...Show less

library

Recommended for you

36 Thoughts You May Have While Taking the Metro

...though you may have had more

1. Okay do I have my smart trip? I am not paying two extra dollars again because I forgot it at home, please tell me I remembered it.

2. Got it, thank goodness.

3. Alright! How much money do I have on this thing? 5 dollars? I can totally make it on that.

4. *looks at time* Fuck, it's peak hours, just great. So I can't make it on 5 dollars, this is affordable how?

5. Well, I guess I have to put more money on my card.

6. ...and this is only for getting there...

7. It better not be peak hours when I leave...

8. I will leave early to avoid peak hours, I'm not paying that on the way back...I am not made of money... Affordable way to travel, yeah right.

9. Oh no! It's coming.

10. Missed it, well it's okay! They're supposed to run every 5 or 10 minutes!

11. Wait... Does that say a 40 minute wait....

12. CONSTRUCTION?!?! Again?!?!

13. ... But really, again? When does it end?

14. ...and all the benches are taken so I guess I'll be standing.

15. At least I have my phone for some music...

16. ....wait. This station is underground, no Pandora, there goes that idea.

17. ...I guess I can play that stacker game

18. It's here! Finally!

19. okay! I gotta place myself correctly!

20. I don't want to be with the crowd.

21. ...okay move away from the people towards where the end of the train will be. There are more seats!

22. Okay, here we go...HOLD YOUR GROUND, the stampede of people will be coming out shortly.

23. Gosh, how many people can fit on one of these?

24. Nevermind, have your eye on the prize! Move quickly in!

25. Oh no, there are more people than I thought, where are the open seats?!?!

26. Eureka! Found one! Now I can play that game on the train, time will go by a little faster at least.

27. ....man there's a lady with a baby... I guess it wouldn't kill me to stand some more.

28. So much for that game...just 20 more minutes I can do it.

29. *train starts moving* oh yup,

30. why is this person staring at me? Can you not? I'm just trying to ride the metro in peace.

31. okay avert your eyes, make no eye contact. Stay low until your stop.

32. FINALLY! I made it....

33. I'm late but I'm here

34. oh... This escalator is a lot bigger than I remember...just stare at your shoes

35. okay! I'm above ground, now I've really made it...My 40 minute trip...yeah turned into an hour and a half...

36. ...and I have to do it on the way back...great

Subscribe to our Newsletter

The transition into adulthood is never easy

1. "Unlimited Freedom!"

2. "Dorm Life!"

3. "Never mind, where is my apartment?"

4. "Whose idea was this 8 AM?"

5. I'm so looking forward to that nap."

6. "I don't have the brain capacity for this"

7. "Wow, college is great"

It's easier than you think.

1. Look into Housing and Dining.

2. Pay attention to campus postings.

3. Find common interest groups.

4. Join an intramural sports team.

5. Work on a cause that you care about.

6. Join a club related to your major.

7. Get an on-campus job.

8. Volunteer.

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

1. You need people to hang out with.

2. You don’t want to be stuck alone eating lunch or dinner.

3. Weekends suck without anyone to share them with.

4. College will be miserable for you.

5. Finding a roommate for the following year will be impossible.

6. You need someone to talk to about personal stuff or homework that isn’t your mom.

7. Classes will be boring and quiet for you if you don’t know anyone.

8. Walking around campus is just awkward.

9. Homework help and study buddies do not exist.

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

1. Comfort

2. Confidence

3. Surprises

4. Self Esteem

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

1. You dress for the temperature of the library, not the weather outside.

2. You say hello to the security guard when he or she walks by.

3. The employees at Starbucks know your name and order.

4. You eat all your meals at a library cubby, not at your own house.

5. You take the quiet floors very seriously.

6. Any night you are not at the library is a special occasion.

7. You have shown up to the library hungover on more than one occasion.

4. looks at time Fuck, it's peak hours, just great. So I can't make it on 5 dollars, this is affordable how?

29. train starts moving oh yup,

Subscribe to our
Newsletter