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36 Questions You and Your Roommate Have Asked Each Other This Year

In honor of the quickly approaching move out.

Sydney Benson

May 04, 2015

University of Minnesota Twin Cities

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36 Questions You and Your Roommate Have Asked Each Other This Year

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If you've ever had a roommate in college, you know that there are certain questions you only ask one another. In honor of the quickly approaching move out, here are three dozen questions you probably swapped with your roomie over the last school year.

1. Are you in the room?

2. Can you let me in? I lost my wallet... and my keys... and my purse.

3. Do you mind if I call my mom?

4. Do I have raccoon eyes?

5. Does this look slutty?

6. Hey, want to hand me my headphones? They're sitting on my desk. I just got into bed and I'd really prefer to not move.

7. Are we out of Easy Mac?

8. Is your WiFi being weird too?

9. Wanna cuddle?

10. Will you walk to Starbucks with me?

11. *Roommate walks into room with package from relative* Is it Christmas?

12. Would you un-roommate me if I wanted to watch the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

13. Can I raid your closet? I literally hate everything in mine right now.

14. Have you eaten yet?

15. *Roommate answers yes* Okay, so what am I supposed to do for dinner then?

16. Can you teach me how to do laundry?

17. Can I wear that shirt with the really cool back?

18. Have you seen my bracelet anywhere?

19. Hey, did that one chick come up to you today and ask you to join a weekly Bible study?

20. Have you left the bed once today?

21. What do you think our neighbors think of us/do we care?

22. How much money do you think I've invested in Pop-Tarts this year?

23. Will you promise to personally stab me if another fire alarm goes off?

24. Do you need anything at Target/want to go to Target with me?

25. When do you think the last time we vacuumed was?

26. Are you using your iPhone charger? I left mine at ______.

27. Is it bad that I haven't done laundry in a week and a half?

28. WHY DOES THAT ONE LIGHT KEEP FLICKERING?

29. WHY DO OUR NEIGHBORS SUCK?

30. Will you judge me if I watch Cheetah Girls on Netflix?

31. *Looks at meat in dining hall* What do you think that is?

32. If I make popcorn will you eat half of it?

33. All of my friends are lame and aren't going out tonight... what are you doing?

34. What do you think our RA does for fun?

35. Please tell me you have dry shampoo?

36. You're going to miss me next year, right? Right? RIGHT? Why aren't you answering the question?

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Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

3. Distracted: When a 10-Minute Break Becomes an Hour

4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

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