If you've ever had a roommate in college, you know that there are certain questions you only ask one another. In honor of the quickly approaching move out, here are three dozen questions you probably swapped with your roomie over the last school year.

1. Are you in the room?

2. Can you let me in? I lost my wallet... and my keys... and my purse.

3. Do you mind if I call my mom?

4. Do I have raccoon eyes?

5. Does this look slutty?

6. Hey, want to hand me my headphones? They're sitting on my desk. I just got into bed and I'd really prefer to not move.

7. Are we out of Easy Mac?

8. Is your WiFi being weird too?

9. Wanna cuddle?

10. Will you walk to Starbucks with me?

11. *Roommate walks into room with package from relative* Is it Christmas?

12. Would you un-roommate me if I wanted to watch the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

13. Can I raid your closet? I literally hate everything in mine right now.

14. Have you eaten yet?

15. *Roommate answers yes* Okay, so what am I supposed to do for dinner then?

16. Can you teach me how to do laundry?

17. Can I wear that shirt with the really cool back?

18. Have you seen my bracelet anywhere?

19. Hey, did that one chick come up to you today and ask you to join a weekly Bible study?

20. Have you left the bed once today?

21. What do you think our neighbors think of us/do we care?

22. How much money do you think I've invested in Pop-Tarts this year?

23. Will you promise to personally stab me if another fire alarm goes off?

24. Do you need anything at Target/want to go to Target with me?

25. When do you think the last time we vacuumed was?

26. Are you using your iPhone charger? I left mine at ______.

27. Is it bad that I haven't done laundry in a week and a half?

28. WHY DOES THAT ONE LIGHT KEEP FLICKERING?

29. WHY DO OUR NEIGHBORS SUCK?

30. Will you judge me if I watch Cheetah Girls on Netflix?

31. *Looks at meat in dining hall* What do you think that is?

32. If I make popcorn will you eat half of it?

33. All of my friends are lame and aren't going out tonight... what are you doing?

34. What do you think our RA does for fun?

35. Please tell me you have dry shampoo?

36. You're going to miss me next year, right? Right? RIGHT? Why aren't you answering the question?