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35 Thoughts Upperclassmen Have While Washing Dishes

"OMG my favorite mug!"

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35 Thoughts Upperclassmen Have While Washing Dishes
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Any self-respecting upperclassmen has a nice collection of mismatched dishes from Target and various past roommates along with fast food cups (thank you Fuzzy's Tacos). And If you're like me, then you avoid washing the dishes until there are absolutely no clean ones left.

Like none.

So the task of tackling the mountain of dishes in the kitchen that have been there a questionable long time brings forth many thoughts:

1. Ew I'm not washing these. No, it's not happening.

2. Oh my god what is that

3. *gags*

4. where am I supposed to put all of these?

5. *makes precarious stacks all over the counters*

6. okay so I guess I have to start now

7. *gets on Instagram and Facebook for a solid 30 minutes*

8. ugh these are still here?

9. Fine, fine I guess I have to do them now

10. *calls mom*

11. "Oh hey mom what's up? What are you doing this weekend?"

12. "Oh my gosh mom no, of course I'm not just calling for your help"

13. "I am an adult, okay, wow, I can't believe I can't just call to talk"

14. S*#%, now I have to do these.

15. EW EW EW what is that

16. I swear I didn't eat half these things

17. Oh no, please stop clogging, I beg you

18. Oh my god, now I have to put my hand in that water

19. *gags*

20. I am a freaking hero, wow.

21. Wow I must totally be done now

22. Holy crap, there's still a lot left.

23. OMG MY FAVORITE MUG

24. Mug= coffee. I should watch Gilmore Girls

25. Wait, I still need a spoon.

26. Where did I put all the dirty silverware?

27. Yeah, I'm gonna have to scrub these.

28. *note to self* do not leave brownie and ice cream on spoons

29. WHY WON'T IT COME OFF

30. I hate being an adult

31. How much money do I need to make to hire a maid?

32. I should totally marry rich

33. OMG the dish washer is finally full.

34. Look at how great I am, wow I deserve a break

35. *Goes to watch Gilmore Girls with favorite mug*


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