35 Thoughts You've Had If You've Dog-Sat Before | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

35 Thoughts You've Had If You've Dog-Sat Before

Do you think that I'm the alpha or that you're the alpha?

10
35 Thoughts You've Had If You've Dog-Sat Before
SheKnows

This past week, I have been dog sitting 3 adorable cuties. Growing up, I had a cat which is way different that owning a dog. I have dog-sat in the past, but being that I was watching three dogs this time, it was a pretty different experience. It was a blast! Here are 35 thoughts everyone who has ever dog-sat has thought.

1. How do you spell “walk” again?

2. Shoot, I said “outside/walk/park/treat."

3. I just want to snuggle you forever.

4. Awe! They're so happy to see me.

5. Am I feeding you too much food?

6. Am I feeding you enough food?

7. You have to drop the ball so I can throw it again.

8. How do you have so much energy?

9. Have I given you too many treats?

10. The mailman isn't going to attack you.

11. Neither will that leaf.

12. I don't think I'll ever get the hair off of these black pants.

13. No, don't eat your sister’s poop!

14. I wonder how little you are under all that fur.

15. No, you can't have any of my food.

16. I don't care how cute you are when you beg. The answer is still no.

17. I just want to go to the bathroom by myself.

18. Hold still so I can take your picture.

19. If I just take you home with me, your owners will never know right?

20. Do you think that I'm the alpha or that you're the alpha?

21. You're so cute when you tilt your head!

22. Do you have to lay down right where I was about to sit?

23. If I bark at you, will you understand me?

24. If I take you to the dog park, will you listen to me?

25. Are you to playing or fighting?

26. Oh okay. Playing...I think.

27. No, you can't eat my makeup. It's not food.

28. Hats are not toys.

29. Okay, I'll help you get your ball from underneath the couch.

30. You're so cute when I ask you “who's a good boy?!"

31. Gah, you're so cute when you're sleeping.

32. Huh, I didn't know that dogs snore.

33. I am going to miss you so much when your owners come home.

34. How is there this much dog hair in the house?

35. I need to adopt my own fur baby.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

195826
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

18214
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

460390
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

28037
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments