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35 Thoughts You've Had If You've Dog-Sat Before

Do you think that I'm the alpha or that you're the alpha?

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35 Thoughts You've Had If You've Dog-Sat Before
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This past week, I have been dog sitting 3 adorable cuties. Growing up, I had a cat which is way different that owning a dog. I have dog-sat in the past, but being that I was watching three dogs this time, it was a pretty different experience. It was a blast! Here are 35 thoughts everyone who has ever dog-sat has thought.

1. How do you spell “walk” again?

2. Shoot, I said “outside/walk/park/treat."

3. I just want to snuggle you forever.

4. Awe! They're so happy to see me.

5. Am I feeding you too much food?

6. Am I feeding you enough food?

7. You have to drop the ball so I can throw it again.

8. How do you have so much energy?

9. Have I given you too many treats?

10. The mailman isn't going to attack you.

11. Neither will that leaf.

12. I don't think I'll ever get the hair off of these black pants.

13. No, don't eat your sister’s poop!

14. I wonder how little you are under all that fur.

15. No, you can't have any of my food.

16. I don't care how cute you are when you beg. The answer is still no.

17. I just want to go to the bathroom by myself.

18. Hold still so I can take your picture.

19. If I just take you home with me, your owners will never know right?

20. Do you think that I'm the alpha or that you're the alpha?

21. You're so cute when you tilt your head!

22. Do you have to lay down right where I was about to sit?

23. If I bark at you, will you understand me?

24. If I take you to the dog park, will you listen to me?

25. Are you to playing or fighting?

26. Oh okay. Playing...I think.

27. No, you can't eat my makeup. It's not food.

28. Hats are not toys.

29. Okay, I'll help you get your ball from underneath the couch.

30. You're so cute when I ask you “who's a good boy?!"

31. Gah, you're so cute when you're sleeping.

32. Huh, I didn't know that dogs snore.

33. I am going to miss you so much when your owners come home.

34. How is there this much dog hair in the house?

35. I need to adopt my own fur baby.

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