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35 Things We've All Thought During the Bachelorette

From Chad to the finale, and everything in between.

Celina James

Aug 01, 2016

Oklahoma City University

35 Things We've All Thought During the Bachelorette

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Any other die-hard Bachelor/Bachelorette fans out there? As we approach the finale to see who JoJo is going to marry—let’s do a quick recap to some things we have ALL thought during this insane season of "The Bachelorette."

!!Warning: Spoilers Ahead (no finale spoilers included)!!

1. What the heck was this guy’s occupation again??

This season we saw "occupations" such as—hipster, bachelor enthusiast, Canadian, and formerly competitive swimmer. “Oh this is my husband, he’s a Canadian for a living!”—not the fairy tale ending I’m thinking she wants.

2. Why is Chad always eating?

The plate of meat, the protein powder, the YAM LOOKING VEGETABLE. Wtf.

3. When is Alex going to punch Chad?

4. What even is Evan? What was his job again? Who is he? Why do we care? He has KIDS?

5. SHE’S GIVING EVAN THE ROSE ?!?!

6. Wait Chad is on steroids?? The world makes sense again.

7. New drinking game—take a shot every time Chad threatens someone’s life

Be prepared to get hammered.

8. Why are Chad and Alex talking about milk?

“Dude you just need some milk”

“Don’t like milk don’t need it”

“Milk is good”

9. Since when did Derek get so whiny?

Came out of nowhere but after the two on one, I can’t be the only one who was ready to say buh-bye to that.

10. Why is James Taylor pulling a Taylor Swift and playing victim to Jordan now pls tell me she’s not buying this.

11. Alex is so short. How short is he really? Is he really that short or is everyone else just really tall?

12. Drinking game revised, take a shot every time one of the guy’s says “I’m falling in love with you” to get the rose.

13. I bet Chad is a Trump supporter.

14. Chad should date Olivia from last season

Both equally crazy and hated right? It’s a good fit tbh.

15. HAHAHAHA CHAD FINALLY WENT HOME AND THEY’RE THROWING A PARTY. THEY EVEN HAVE CUPCAKES!

16. Is Robby gay???

I’m relatively certain.

17. Ew JoJo and Jordan just drank the grape stuff they just squished with their feet they know that’s gross right ?

18. YOU’RE ONLY AFRAID TO TRUST JORDAN BECAUSE YOU ARE SO IN LOVE WITH HIM UGHGHGUHGUGH

19. Drinking game update: take a shot every time JoJo brings up Ben as the source of her trust issues

20. You’re sending LUKE HOME

21. LUKE

22. BRING HIM BACK

23. HE IS SO IN SHOCK JOJO PLS DEAR GOD HE IS PERFECT

24. LUKE I'LL MEND UR BROKEN HEART I'M HERE FOR YOU

25. Chase ugh just open up to her you can do this

26. JK abort missions ABORT BAD IDEA CHASE BACK TRACK BACK TRACKKKK

27. Since when did we send home Chase and Luke for ROBBBBBBY!?!?

28. Why is Robby still here?

29. Robby’s job is "formerly competitive swimmer" he needs to go now I’m done.

30. How does JoJo still look perfect in 193282900 degree weather?

31. She looks good even when she cries and she can still crouch in a really tight dress #goals

32. How does her makeup still look great after crying so hard what mascara do u use???

33. OOOOOOOoooOOO just wait til u meet her brothers

Who’s ready for a Ben Higgins’s revised hometown visit? I’m ready for the brothers to get down to the bottom of this situation.

34. Wow I just went on an emotional rollercoaster can’t wait for next season

Am I right ladies??

35. Drinking game finished: Take a shot because you made it through the season.

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From Chad to the finale, and everything in between.

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1. Me after every class

2. If you really care about your grades

3. When you get a new homework assignment

4. When people ask what you're going to do after college

5. When you see people who don't study and get good grades

6. We're all broke here

7. FREE FOOD IS FREE FOOD!

8. When it seems like everyone in class is smart - EXCEPT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR GROUP PROJECT!!

Other than knowledge and all those important things

How to take stairs.

Caffeine is your friend.

How to study.

Finding free food.

How to take a nap anywhere.

How to appreciate sleep.

How to procrastinate productively.

Surprise: This is not on the syllabus

1. As a freshman, one does get to be called “freshman” by upperclassmen when they walk to parties in a mob of people.

2. Some of the best stories happen after 2 a.m.

3. Upperclassmen live for meal swipes from freshman because they are poor and need free food.

4. People are struggling just as much as you are so you're not alone.

5. You will never take privacy or personal space for granted ever again.

6. You are not the only one who has slept on the community bathroom floor after a night out.

7. Skipping class for Netflix is a valid excuse.

8. It’s totally acceptable to bring a pot of coffee, a sleeping bag and a pillow to the library.

9. Having class with a friend is the best because you can trade off days on who goes to class.

10. When you are a senior, you take the easiest classes to boost your GPA.

11. How to pull an all-nighter.

12. How to handle drunk people.

13. The drunk you does not look out for sober you about 90 percent of the time.

14. How to deal with a hangover.

15. How to interact with people very different from you.

16. The perfect amount to procrastinate on every assignment.

17. How to pass a class without paying for the textbook that was "required."

18. How to calculate your grades to see what you need on every test in order to maintain a passing grade.

19. How to hook-up with someone without getting emotions involved (but we all know that doesn’t happen).

20. How to handle your roommate when you want to strangle them.

21. That you miss your parent’s every day.

22. How to get into a bar when you aren’t 21.

23. How to BS on assignments, out loud and on your resume.

24. That theme parties are the greatest.

25. How to find free events that have free food.

26. That when there are puppies on campus it will be the greatest day of your life.

27. Alarms are necessary and you must set like seven of them in order to wake up in time for class.

28. Greek parties are exactly how they are in movies.

29. Care packages are treated like Christmas presents.

30. The friends you meet in college will become your bridesmaids and groomsmen.

31. That printers only break when you need them the most.

32. Cereal, ramen noodles, Easy Mac and microwavable pancakes can be used for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

33. That classes before 8 a.m. should be illegal.

34. Changing your major is OK.

Don't let the thesaurus-inspired vocabularies in our résumés fool you. We're actually just big kids.

"You should know exactly what career is right for your future by the time you're 18."

"Save all your money."

"Get plenty of sleep and adjust to a regular sleep schedule."

"Make sure to eat healthy, balanced meals. Don't forget those fruits and vegetables."

"Surround yourself with good, moral people."

"Don't do anything stupid."

Seriously, who wouldn't love pizza?

Pizza is like a BFF

It can be delivered right to your door!

You can eat it at any time of the day

It's there for you after a breakup

It's the best party food

Celebrities love it too

Everyone loves it!

Pizza doesn't care what you look like

It comes in all forms

It's the food that is always free at events

It's always available

Two Words: Frozen Pizza

You can customize it any way you want

Going on a date and don't know what to eat? Pizza

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