There's pretty much nothing I wouldn't do to get out of writing a research paper:
1. Play FarmVille on Facebook
2. Watch Caillou every second of every day for a week
3. Delete my most-liked tweets
4. Eat a ghost pepper
5. Get on a roller coaster and never be able to get off
6. Stub an ingrown toenail
7. Fully read my car’s manual
8. Snap my iPhone in half
9. Bathe in hot sauce
10. Get pink eye in both eyes
11. Use poison ivy as toilet paper
12. Wear no underwear with jeans
13. Pierce my own tongue
14. Wear a bra that’s 3 sizes too small
15. Eat a handful of pebbles
16. Snort Tide laundry detergent
17. Only eat pickles for the rest of my life
18. Moisturize my body with mayonnaise
19. Delete all my contacts
20. Never see the light of day again
21. Get a tattoo of the dinosaurs from The Land Before Time on my forehead
22. Wear gauchos out on the town
23. Eat chalk
24. Go on a hike in Arizona in the summer wearing a sumo suit
25. Cut all my hair off using a butter knife
26. Swim in a pool of rusty nails
27.Swash my laptop with a hammer
28. Facebook friend everyone on my “suggested friends” list
29. Shrink all my clothes in the washer
30. Permanently glue my forehead to my feet
31. Sleep in a dorm room in the middle of summer
32. Use tree branches as arms for a year
33. Learn how to play the violin
34. Shave both my legs with a toothpick
35. Replace my Listerine with pureed onions
36. Make a list of things I’d rather do than write this paper
