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35 Signs The World Is Ending

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35 Signs The World Is Ending

In this day and age, the millennial generation couldn't function without certain things. Honestly, I don't know what we would do without the internet or smartphones because we rely on both for so much. We tend to get upset over small, irrelevant things and we actually think our world is ending, like when Chipotle runs out of guac or the liquor stores closing at 9 p.m. So I've thought of a list of things our generation would be really upset about if these things actually happened.

1) Nickelback is the most popular band ever.

2) Starbucks stops carrying PSLs.

3) Starbucks goes out of business.

4) The world has run out of wine.

5) The world has run out of beer.

6) Miley Cyrus is president.

7) Charlie Sheen is Vice President.

8) Crocs are in style.

9) We can only listen to CDs.

10) The only CDs available are "Kidz Bop" and "NOW That's What I Call Music Vol. 234."

11) Whataburger is replaced with In-N-Out everywhere.

12) Bluebell is discontinued again.

13) David Beckham is gay.

14) Ryan Gosling is gay.

15) The Franco brothers are gay.

16) Your grandmother can out-drink you.

17) We start using MySpace again.

18) Netflix goes out of business.

19) Chipotle stops selling guac.

20) Target goes out of business.

21) Forever 21 is simple to navigate through.

22) You get an A in any science course.

23) Your favorite shows get cancelled.

24) Beyoné quits being fierce.

25) Victoria's Secret discontinues "Seven for $27."

26) Adults understand how to use smartphones.

27) Apple doesn't make a new iPhone model and we have to get Droids.

28) Tina Fey and Amy Poehler stop being funny.

29) Everything Harry Potter is destroyed.

30) Your entire Comfort Colors collection goes missing.

31) You can't use Google to answer your questions.

32) Dogs become extinct.

33) WiFi goes out completely.


34) All makeup is discontinued.

35) "The Walking Dead" is actually real.



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