35 Questions You Still Ask Your Mom | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

35 Questions You Still Ask Your Mom

MOOOOOOM?

40
35 Questions You Still Ask Your Mom

Although college students have lived long enough to learn how to do simple things such as laundry, cooking and cleaning they still get confused on many simple aspects of life. Whether you don’t know how to un-shrink your favorite shirt or how long you should cook a meal for there is always one person you go to for the questions you can’t seem to answer, your mom. Here are some questions that college students ask their moms on the daily.



1. Can I put this in the washing machine?

2. How about the dryer?

3. How do I get this wine stain out

4. What do I use to clean the bathroom?

5. Is

5. Is fruit supposed to be this expensive?

6. Can you do my taxes for me?

7. Can I eat this cheese even if it expired 3 days ago?

8. How do I un-shrink this?

9. How many Advils can I take at once?

10. Can I have some of your wine?

11. Do I have to separate my colors and whites?

12. But what will happen if I don’t?

13. Do I use cold water or hot water for the washing machine?

14. How long do I cook the chicken for?

15. But how do I know when it’s done?

16. Is it supposed to look like that?

17. Wait so what do I put on my taxes?

18. What’s my social security number?

19. What is the difference between all these butters?

20. How many stamps do I need to send a letter?

21. I’m sick what do I take?

22. Will you schedule me a doctor’s appointment?

23. So to renew my prescription I just call?

24. What does this symbol mean on my clothes?

25. How do I turn on the vacuum?


26. Do you know where my keys are?

27. How about my purse?

28. How do I make the pasta you make?

29. How often should I wash my sheets?

30. What aisle is the soap in?

31. How did you know that so quickly?

32. Is this dishwasher safe?

33. Can you sew this for me?

34. How do I adult?

35. How have you put up with me for so long?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
campus
CampusExplorer

New year, new semester, not the same old thing. This semester will be a semester to redeem all the mistakes made in the previous five months.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

Let's face it, last semester you woke up with enough time to brush your teeth and get to class and even then you were about 10 minutes late and rollin' in with some pretty unfortunate bed head. This semester we will set our alarms, wake up with time to get ready, and get to class on time!

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The 5 Painfully True Stages Of Camping Out At The Library

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1193
woman reading a book while sitting on black leather 3-seat couch
Photo by Seven Shooter on Unsplash

And so it begins.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

Camping out at the library is not for the faint of heart. You need to go in as a warrior. You usually have brought supplies (laptop, chargers, and textbooks) and sustenance (water, snacks, and blanket/sweatpants) since the battle will be for an undetermined length of time. Perhaps it is one assignment or perhaps it's four. You are motivated and prepared; you don’t doubt the assignment(s) will take time, but you know it couldn’t be that long.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The 14 Stages Of The Last Week Of Class

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

821
black marker on notebook

December... it's full of finals, due dates, Mariah Carey, and the holidays. It's the worst time of the year, but the best because after finals, you get to not think about classes for a month and catch up on all the sleep you lost throughout the semester. But what's worse than finals week is the last week of classes, when all the due dates you've put off can no longer be put off anymore.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 20 Thoughts College Students Have During Finals

The ultimate list and gif guide to a college student's brain during finals.

131
winter

Thanksgiving break is over and Christmas is just around the corner and that means, for most college students, one hellish thing — finals week. It's the one time of year in which the library becomes over populated and mental breakdowns are most frequent. There is no way to avoid it or a cure for the pain that it brings. All we can do is hunker down with our books, order some Dominos, and pray that it will all be over soon. Luckily, we are not alone in this suffering. To prove it, here are just a few of the many deranged thoughts that go through a college student's mind during finals week.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

28 Daily Thoughts of College Students

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever else invented copy and paste. Thank you."

1483
group of people sitting on bench near trees duting daytime

I know every college student has daily thoughts throughout their day. Whether you're walking on campus or attending class, we always have thoughts running a mile a minute through our heads. We may be wondering why we even showed up to class because we'd rather be sleeping, or when the professor announces that we have a test and you have an immediate panic attack.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments