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35 Pick Up Lines That Won't Get You The Girl

Boys....just stop already.

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35 Pick Up Lines That Won't Get You The Girl

Even though I personally don't have much experience when it comes to dating guys...man have I sure heard a lot of pickup lines. They're so cheesy..

Boys, your pickup lines are going to fail for the most part so please, for every girls sake...just stop.

Here are some pickup lines that boys have tried on me, pickup lines I've heard from others, and some that my corny brain came up with lol...

1. Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me.

2. Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an angel.

3. I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart

4. Do you have a band aid? Because I scraped my knees falling for you.

5. Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you are looking right.

6. I thought happiness started with an H? Why does mine start with U?

7. If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple.

8. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

9. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

10. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

11. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

12. I bet you played soccer, because you are a keeper.

13. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

14. I'm sorry, I don't think we have met. I would not forget a pretty face like that

15. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over it.

16. I was blinded by your beauty...I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

17. My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

18. Forget about Spider-Man, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

19. You look so familiar...didn't we take a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

20. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

21. If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives on you.

22. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

23. There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

24. Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every four years, but I'd rather talk to you 'cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

25. I'm in the mood for pizza...a pizza you, that is!

26. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I'd like to thank "Hannah Montana" for that last pickup line...

27. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

28. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

29. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW.

30. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

31. Are you lost, ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

32. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

33. I bet you $20 you're going to turn me down.

34. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

35. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.

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