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35 Options Better Than Trump or Hillary

#MickeyForPresident

Hannah Lyn Garren

Oct 17, 2016

University of North Georgia

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If you've been paying any attention to the election or social media lately, then you know that our presidential options aren't exactly the greatest. Unfortunately, it has become a matter of choosing the lesser of two evils. Whether you believe that is Hillary or Trump, I've compiled a list of 35 better options.

1. Mickey Mouse

2. Miranda Sings

3. Brooke Davis

4. Barney Stinson

5. George Feeny

6. Zeek Braverman

7. Marshall Erickson

8. Jamie Scott

9. Chuck Bass

10. Phoebe Buffay

11. Jess Day

12. Jane Villanueva

13. Sue Sylvester

14. Meredith Grey

15. Lilly Aldrin

16. Cady Heron

17. Cher

18. Joey Tribbiani

19. Haley James Scott

20. Topanga Lawrence

21. Regina George

22. Cory Matthews

23. Ted Mosby

24. Gunther

25. Fat Amy

26. Prince Hans

27. Simba

28. Rachel Berry

29. Lucy Ricardo

30. Robin Sparkles

31. Rafiki

32. Ranjit

33. Spongebob

34. Charlie Brown

35. Pooh Bear

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#MickeyForPresident

1. Mickey Mouse

2. Miranda Sings

3. Brooke Davis

4. Barney Stinson

5. George Feeny

6. Zeek Braverman

7. Marshall Erickson

8. Jamie Scott

9. Chuck Bass

10. Phoebe Buffay

11. Jess Day

12. Jane Villanueva

13. Sue Sylvester

14. Meredith Grey

15. Lilly Aldrin

16. Cady Heron

17. Cher

18. Joey Tribbiani

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20. Topanga Lawrence

21. Regina George

22. Cory Matthews

23. Ted Mosby

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25. Fat Amy

26. Prince Hans

27. Simba

28. Rachel Berry

29. Lucy Ricardo

30. Robin Sparkles

31. Rafiki

32. Ranjit

33. Spongebob

34. Charlie Brown

35. Pooh Bear

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83% of my trends in college would have been shamed in high school.

1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

7. The word “judgmental” is thrown at you on the daily.

8. You make people visibly uncomfortable in section by glancing at them.

9. Your parents thought that this was just part of a teenage phase, but this is actually just your face.

10. Your face could get you out of jury duty.

It hits hard in college.

1. Excitement of the final year

2. Trying to take easy classes to make it out alive

3. Does attendance count for a grade?

4. Skipping once won't hurt me

5. Wait that is due?

6. I'm just trying to graduate

7. I'll just do this assignment during my other class

8. Patiently waiting

9. Rejection

10. Accepting that you might have gotten a degree for nothing

11. Probably should have studied for that test

12. Sanity > class

13. Finally an acceptance letter

14. Oh yeah, finals

15. Graduating!

You might not see them everyday anymore, but you're still friends and your text messages prove it.

1. "Should I skip class today?"

2. "Did you hear ________ is engaged?"

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7. "Do you remember when we at ?"