Payday is like a beautiful gift on Christmas morning that you have waited so long for. There are so many mixed emotions that you don't know what to do.

1. Oh HELLO BEAUTIFUL
2. I love direct deposit
3. What bills do I have to pay?
4. Will my insurance company get mad if I don’t pay my insurance for a month?
5. I don’t need a phone bill..I’m on wifi all the time.
6. I CAN BUY EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL NOW
7. I wonder how much stuff I can buy from VS or American Eagle
8. I am rich yall
9. I wonder if I skip my car payment if they will repo my car….
10. I guess I could carpool if I needed to….
11. I wonder if Sephora has any good deals..
12. I can actually buy groceries other than Ramen now.
13. I need a pedi so bad
14. I wonder if I could fit in a massage too!
15. Or even a facial.
16. Is this how rich people live everyday?
17. Don’t stripppers make like $600 a night or more..
18. I think I chose the wrong job.
19. I really don’t get paid enough to deal with these crazy people.
20. I think they forgot an extra 0 on my paycheck…
21. I thought I worked like 10 more hours than that…
22. I feel like I live at that place
23. I wonder what everyone else made
24. I probably should save some of this so I actually have money
25. I can last on a half a tank for 2 weeks….
26. So I guess I am going to Olive Garden tonight...with wine please
27. I wonder if I could afford a gym membership too..
28. I should probably should put some away in a retirement account..
29. But i have my whole life to do that.
30. I have so many tabs open, which one to pick?
31. The one with more stuff?
32. The one with less stuff?
33. Or should I get them all..
34. I wonder why my money never lasts