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34 Thoughts You Have When You Wake Up Hungover

I am NEVER drinking again.

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34 Thoughts You Have When You Wake Up Hungover
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1. How did I get home?

2. How much did I drink last night?

3. Oh no. What is my Snapchat story?

4. I think I'm dying.

5. Why did I do this to myself?

6. I can’t move.

7. I need Advil now.

    8. And a fat ice coffee with a bagel.

    9. Water is a necessity.

    10. *checks phone*

    11. I suck.

    12. Why do bad things happen to good people?

    13. I think I am going to vomit.

    14. Someone get me saltines and ginger ale.

    15. I hope I didn’t drunk eat last night.

    16. The room will not stop spinning.

    17. Annnd I’m sweating.

    18. I am never going out again.

    19. I just don’t understand myself.

    20. Who let me dance on an elevated surface?

    21. And who spilled beer in my hair?

    22. Why am I still in my jeans?

    23. Where is my ID and credit card?

    24. I hope all of my friends survived.

    25. Why did I drink tequila?

    26. I can’t watch any Snapchat stories.

    27. Should I shower?

    28. I should probably stop making dumb decisions.

    29. When the f*ck did I order pizza?

    30. *checks text messages*

    31. *silently curses self out*

    32. I don’t remember anything.

    33. That's it, I'm allergic to alcohol.

    34. And it's safe to say I'm never drinking ever again.

    Until... *12 hours later*

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